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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

extremely cool

“your presence on the planet is so welcome i hope you never feel abandoned” on a wolf plush

a calculator for humanities majors

This is happening because OpenAI - a company that does not have anything even approaching a viable business model and is setting money on fire - used borrowed money to advance buy all of the raw materials for RAM production so competitors couldn’t get it

I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.

If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person. Says Skeletor thinking wow I must have grown into a completely different person by now.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

this dude sucks man who needs em!

YouTube video by Prog Nation Anathema - Judgement [Full Album]

anyways,

bumper sticker: I'd let Janice the Muppet steal my identity and my 1995 mitsubishi eclipse

A bunny sits at an old windows computer, playing computer games late at night. Other games as well as cds are strewn about the room, and also empty plastic bottles. The bunny has a beanbag chair, and also a pet turtle

Daily bunny no.3228 is too close to the screen

loving this journey

"So, how's America going? How are your reps? Everything nice and normal?"

I saw someone on here describe it as a katatonia cover band, and that nails it. just a weird uncanny valley version of songs that I love. and songs from the last two albums also

*wouldn’t explain

if you were to tell me that jonas was wasted I would believe you. but that would explain the overall issues with the live performance. They played Soil Song and Old Heart Falls which should be slam dunks and yet they were just weird and.. off. Opeth was as good as they’ve ever been if not better tho

katatonia has been my favorite band since I was 13 (20+ years) and I’ve seen them live twice before last night. They really put on a bad show to the point that I really don’t understand it. I really didn’t like the last two albums but the problem was never his voice?? The mix was terrible also

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

I miss old W O R M but this is very very good

a facebook message from Ten Thousand Bees that says "come outside"

excited for riffs and solos. don’t call it nevermore though

choi ga-on

as someone who was homeschooled by normal parents and had a reasonable good experience, no please do not do this

Caïna - Christ Clad In White Phosphorus (2016)

goddamn good album

Ashenspire - Hostile Architecture (2022)

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell