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guys im down 1 and a half bnottles of soju riught now but i went to wisconsin and i saw some kirtland's warblers i love them so much i wish they loved me back. i need to post more often but like yknow other things i work 40 hours a week #birds #wisconsin #nature #wildlife #photography

Blackburnian Warbler perched on a branch in a tree's canopy highlighted by a blue sky

Blackburnian warbler flying between two branches in a tree's canopy.

Blackburnian Warbler perched on a branch in a tree's canopy. He's looking down at you, the viewer

Blackburnian Warbler perched on a branch in a tree's canopy. He looks forward with a stretched out neck, displaying his gorgeous orange head and throat

the blackburnian warbler, despite being named after a person, has a truly befitting name. i look at this creature and think to myself "yeah, they got that one right." truly a perfect specimen 🪶
#birds #photography #nature #wildlife #spring #warbler #perfectcreature

a true american patriot selflessly performing civilian law enforcement while lafayette's WOKE police (who let a man that pulled a gun on protestors walk free) are too LIBERAL and VAXXED to patrol our lawless park bike paths. god bless white-crowned sparrows
#birds #lawandorder #bikes #backtheblue

#haiku

brooker is british
i am not, so my actions
will always be just

A yellow-rumped warbler perched on a small branch between two mossy tree trunks.

A yellow-rumped warbler perched on a small branch in some shrubbery.

A yellow-rumped warbler perched on a small branch behind a large mossy tree trunk

A yellow-rumped warbler perched on a small branch with the bright blue sky behind him

i used my mind control powers to force this helpless yellow-rumped warbler into incredibly photogenic poses before i trapped him in my sinister SD card

#birds #wildlife #photography #spring #mindcontrol #warbler #nature #migration #creaturefeature

Gray, olive, and yellow White-eyed Vireo in greening shrubs. his white eyes pierce your soul.

Gray, olive, and yellow White-eyed Vireo in greening shrubbery. It's Uncannily Human eyes seem to level with the camera as it regurgitates something.

Gray, olive, and yellow White-eyed Vireo in shrubbery. It's mouth is agape as its white eyes lock eyes not with the camera, but You.

i get it. you have white eyes. can you put on the contacts now? #birds #wildlife #Photography #Oppresswhiteeyedvireos 🪶

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

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Inter-molt goldfinch perched on a twig against a blue sky. It is eating fresh maple samaras off the branches.

miserable and molting and forced to eat fresh maple samaras.
#birds 🪶

they’re GMO gray wolves. nothing more. i hate this “”””de-extinction”””” trite so much. it caters to unfounded pop-ecology and trivializes extinction by replacing long-extinct or currently endangered species with cheap facsimiles (with trademarked genomes) of the real deal.

a drab brown hermit thrush with spots on its pale chest. it’s perched on a collection of fallen tree branches near the ground

a pale brown and gray field sparrow perched on a tree branches near. it is staring at you.

a black and gray yellow bellied sapsucker clings to the side of a tree. its red chin and head markings stand out against the drab tree and gray sky.

a male blue-winged teal floating on a still pond. the pond is reflecting the brown vegetation surrounding it.

restless in the migratory sense 🪶

plump brown-and-orange bird with a long beak standing near tall grass next to a gravel road

mysterious creature. worthy of much scrutiny #birds

#birdbot

A male Red-winged Blackbird singing atop a wooden post. Behind the blackbird is a frozen, washed-out blue pond with 4 Canada Geese resting on the ice.

one warm day and hundreds of fully plumaged red-winged blackbird manifest at the local pond as if they had never left #birds

A sandhill crane standing in a withered lawn slightly covered in snow. Behind the crane is a metal shed.

A sandhill crane strutting in a withered lawn with slight snow cover. Behind the crane is a metal shed.

a superb specimen. i will add him to my collection #birds

#birdbot

a red-bellied woodpecker clinging to the side of a slightly snow-covered tree.

a critter. #birds

creacher

i just want to see tiny geese

people tell me that if you have to think about whether its cackler or canada, crow or raven, etc. to just go with whichever is more common. but i really don't want to

thinking about this post

Multiple large geese and other waterfowl swimming and roosting and a gray, frozen over lake. A single white snow goose swims among the larger, brown Canada Geese.

Multiple large geese and other waterfowl swimming and roosting and a gray, frozen over lake. A single white snow goose swims among the larger, brown Canada Geese.

A large brown goose and a smaller white goose fly closely to each other against a muted gray sky

it's such a cruel joke that the comically abundant Snow and Canada Goose have smaller, evil doppelganger species that mix together in flocks. i spent too much time this morning staring at a lone Snow Goose trying to decide on if it was a Ross's or not. did not help that it was immature.
#birds
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thinking about pretzels

i ought to get in the habit of being more active here

whoopers #birds 🪶

2 Canada geese and a cackling goose on the shoreline of a pond

a cackler among canadians #birds 🪶🪶

a white-breasted nuthatch clinging to the side of a tree upside-down

a house finch perched on a thin branch against a gray sky.

A downy woodpecker clinging to the small branches of a berry bush.

a distant great blue heron standing on the shoreline of a marsh

some wintery fellows i saw the other day #birds

i would love to!

thank you! there aren't many night herons back home, so i spent as much time as i could getting grainy photos of that lovely individual

black-crowned night heron in baltimore, md
#birds