Eli Gundry

BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER

First they came 2

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

he's actually telling him "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's bones"

Last.fm collage: Rest Here by Car Culture [37 scrobbles], Quiet Signs by Jessica Pratt [24 scrobbles], Nothingburger EP by Car Culture [10 scrobbles], American Football by American Football [9 scrobbles], Active Listening: Night on Earth by Empath [9 scrobbles], Hell Hath No Fury by Clipse [7 scrobbles], In the Earth Again by Chat Pile [6 scrobbles], Stardust by Danny Brown [3 scrobbles], Doomin' Sun by Bachelor [2 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/46

Last.fm collage: Rest Here by Car Culture [37 scrobbles], Quiet Signs by Jessica Pratt [24 scrobbles], Nothingburger EP by Car Culture [10 scrobbles], American Football by American Football [9 scrobbles], Active Listening: Night on Earth by Empath [9 scrobbles], Hell Hath No Fury by Clipse [7 scrobbles], In the Earth Again by Chat Pile [6 scrobbles], Stardust by Danny Brown [3 scrobbles], Doomin' Sun by Bachelor [2 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/46

we fixed this pr disaster for you @w3c ❇️

The last two years, we couldn’t hang in this game. A good thing would happen, and then 5 things would go wrong. Sorta happened tonight, but we hung and pulled it off.

(Obvs I wasn’t on the field, but I did rack up $20k in student loans without a degree, so I’m claiming it)

Kent State football player hoisting the wagon wheel in a 42-35 overtime victory!

Wagon Wheel is headed back to Kent!

I’m tired of getting pants by JOE MOORHEAD every year, man

Hmmmm about that…

As a Kent State/OSU fan, the joy I’m feeling from my team beating the brakes off their rival for the first time in forever has me over the moon!

this feels like a picture custom-built for somebody to epic-post off of but nevertheless, putting aside the cross-dressing scene or what have you, FF7 (a game I love) had tons of bugs

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YouTube video by dannybrownbruhbruh Danny Brown - Lift You Up (Visualizer)

I am really digging this new Danny Brown album www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAzm...

The Miami Beach model of socialism

DEPRESSION STUDY ADVERTISEMENT ON THE BUS FEATURING SHINJI IN A CHAIR FEELING GUILTY ABOUT JERKIN IT TO A GIRL IN A COMA I THINK

BRO WHAT

Number 1! Number 1! All gas no brakes baby!

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/

When you get no sleep on a work night

I was searching for French reaction videos to the Louvre heist and found this guy’s fantastically demented dog

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

Me at Essex St train stop but someone put the “wet” part of a “wet paint” sign and put it on the sign so it says “wet sex street”

Wet Sex Street

LEGO Island (1997)

It’s a beautiful thing!

All conspiracy theories eventually lead to antisemitism.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

It’s 2002 and I’m in the WalMart CD section around Christmas. They couldn’t remember if their son wanted Enya or Adema for Christmas.