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@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social

Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.

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This one is an action film. Car chases. Fights. Explosions. Sound okay?

08.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baja Blast. The holy grail of pies.

08.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got better.

07.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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... good pull.

07.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Me, when x-a blows p the earth-like object:

07.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Well, it wasn't like there was anything left on Earth anyway.

07.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whatever you like. Comedy. SciFi. Action. Historical. RomCom.

07.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Want to go to a movie after work?

07.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Looks like boba at the bottom there?

07.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Sleep all day?

07.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hold the Fuck Up Friday

07.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?

07.11.2025 12:15 — 👍 47    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 2

[ Hugs ]

06.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"Well, I'm pretty sure my soul is now burned into the fabric of the cosmos, which also allows me to see out into said cosmos much further than humans can, with details. It's likely the source of any magic circuits in me awakening."

06.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Still remember the time Kirschtaria entered me in a bachelor auction without asking me first.

06.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baaaa?

06.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Ba.

06.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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"Well, I was born on Earth, but at age 10 I experienced... something that never should have happened, from an object that never should have been found by humans. I essentially don't count as part of the human order anymore."

[ He takes a bite of a cookie ]

06.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[ He takes the extended hand and shakes it ]

"To be honest, my magic base is kind of... special, compared to others. I don't come from a line of mages. It's more like... well, something else entirely. But sure, I would enjoy a cookie"

06.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
"Dude, did you have a good dream last night? Mine was a most excellent slumber experience, bro."

A snap from Alundra with a dialogue box from Bonaire, who has a stoner/surfer dude look to his portrait and way of speaking

"Dude, did you have a good dream last night? Mine was a most excellent slumber experience, bro." A snap from Alundra with a dialogue box from Bonaire, who has a stoner/surfer dude look to his portrait and way of speaking

Surfer dudes of the elven forest

06.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 156    🔁 35    💬 10    📌 1

Okay, that sounds like a good idea. But if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.

06.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, nevertheless, at least you're awake now. Can I get you anything? Glass of water?

06.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You know, I never properly thanked her for that. You think she'd like a Bundt cake?

06.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The Clock Tower?

06.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[ Confused look ]

Other office?

06.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The old building? Oh, Chaldeas? Yeah, probably not the best place to go.

06.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[ Looking down at her ]

06.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"I am Daybit. I'm... well, I suppose there's a lot of things one could say I am. I guess Magus works."

06.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"In my estimation, the propensity for some to laugh at the misfortune of others comes from a feeling of dissatisfaction with ones own situation, and thus finding pleasure in someone else having it bad as well."

06.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I think he does. You never should have sent him to Hong Kong.

06.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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