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@rlpastore.bsky.social
Joined: Jun 11, 2023 NJ, USA Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: https://rlpastore.com/ I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.
All true! I'm a king of procrastination.
17.10.2025 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you! π
17.10.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No problem π
I have no idea or control over what Iβm saying once the camera goes on. π
Loved that movie.
16.10.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cartoon attributed to @wawawiwacomics: a cute octopus a cute shark and a cute jellyfish are talking. The cute octopus says, "I once saw a human and peed myself." The cute shark says, "A human saw me, and he peed himself." The cute jellyfish says, "A human touched me once, and his friend peed on him." To which the octopus reacts "Dude" and the shark says, "What?" All of which goes to prove that pee is funny. Thank you, Wawa Wiwa.
16.10.2025 19:20 β π 60 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0just realized iβm dressed like a newly-emancipated minor shopping in a Hot Topic
16.10.2025 17:31 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0For anyone who missed the interview and is vaguely curious, it has been posted on YouTube:
(I had a lot of fun doing it)
www.youtube.com/live/RoWrpcg...
A new, one-off Far Side from Gary Larson showing an interior of "Club Gombe" with all chimpanzees, four in a band, two sharing a drink, and one up front looking distraught with an empty table behind it containing the sign "Reserved Jane Goodall"
16.10.2025 14:48 β π 18 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0I guess this spares him from having to find actual, real talent and pay them. π
www.vice.com/en/article/t...?
NO KINGS? Just show up. No frog costume, OKAY! No sign, OKAY! The most effective message we can send is that we are here, our numbers are vast, and we are not going to continue to take it.
JUST SHOW UP. You'll feel better. I promise.
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
16.10.2025 06:05 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 0 π 2I was just trying to take out the trash when the More You Know thingy flew over my head
16.10.2025 09:39 β π 71 π 7 π¬ 6 π 1Iβve lost count of how many βThis should be a much bigger storyβ weβre on by now.
16.10.2025 12:11 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A heart-shaped yellow-green leaf stands out against a backdrop of red maple leaves.
Heart of autumn.
16.10.2025 12:29 β π 50 π 7 π¬ 7 π 0Lucy: I got a fun size candy bar!
LinusL So did I!
Charlie Brown: I got a Cybertruck.
Dr. Business License Frame will see you now.
15.10.2025 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo shows a framed certificate on the window sill in dentist office. Close inspection finds the certificate is a generic placeholder sold with the frame.
At the dentist office today. Seems legit...
15.10.2025 23:38 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0NEW: At least seven nonprofits that have been critical of OpenAI have received subpoenas in recent months, which they say are overly broad and appear to be a form of legal intimidation.
15.10.2025 20:20 β π 46 π 33 π¬ 8 π 4Hey!
Go check this TTRPG out!
And it helps fund a good cause & good work.
Watching an online presentation with multiple presenters, each taking questions, and my take is that if every question is a great question then none of the questions are great questions.
15.10.2025 16:53 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I knew it!
15.10.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Odd, considering fish is clearly on the menu.
15.10.2025 16:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!
I should have added Mountain time π
And it is true, that door still isn't painted because I am a procrastination king.π
The cover for the book "In Memoriam" by Alice Winn. The top is a red background with two men in black and white, wearing suits and long coats walking away from each other, and the title split into the "In" above them and "Memoriam" below. Beneath that, the cover is split into a mint green section with Alice in it and a white section with Winn.
In Memoriam is a devastating story of two young men struggling with their love for one another against the backdrop of 1910s public school life, only to have their struggle both amplified and overshadowed in the trenches of the Western Front in WWI. A harrowing read but can't praise it enough.
15.10.2025 14:59 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Medieval manuscript image of a man in full armour, with what looks like a squirrel on his helmet, riding a big, long-tailed dog of some sort. His right arm is cocked and ready to throw a spear (it looks more like a rotisserie spit) with plucked chicken impaled on it. The illustration is of a "fox-crested knight riding a cat (allegory of gluttony)", from the Etymachia, a document made in Germany in 1420 and now housed in the Wellcome Library, London, as part of the "Wellcome Apocalypse". (From @wellcomecollection on Insta)
Roast your chicken in the heat of battle
15.10.2025 16:11 β π 55 π 19 π¬ 2 π 0If anyone is looking to adopt a beautiful, very sweet dog, meet Casey Jo. Sheβs in Georgia right now & you can learn more about her by following @averybanks.bsky.social
#AdoptDogs #DogsOfBluesky #LoveDogs
Iβm reading a book about palindromes that donβt make sense but tub esnes ekam tβnod taht semordnilap tuoba koob a gnidaer mβI.
15.10.2025 13:57 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1This photo by Arthur Arias shows a Philippine tarsier with large eyes clinging to a green stem in a dense tropical rainforest, surrounded by vibrant jungle foliage.
Philippine Tarsier
15.10.2025 13:02 β π 53 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0After reading the article, one could say the mask is off. But you know, it was a mask made of cellophane anyway.
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