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Richard L Pastore πŸ“šπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@rlpastore.bsky.social

Joined: Jun 11, 2023 Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: https://rlpastore.com/ I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.

2,521 Followers  |  1,296 Following  |  4,540 Posts  |  Joined: 10.06.2023  |  1.8463

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Loved her all the back from the days of SCTV.

Thank you for all of the many, many times you made me laugh.

30.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buy a book for someone today.
Recommended a book to someone today.
Talk about books with someone today.
#readimagine

30.01.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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We’re going into the Dark Ages

30.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A weak atmospheric river will continue periods of gusty winds, rain, and mountain snow over the Pacific Northwest through Friday. A rapidly deepening storm centered just off the North Carolina coast Friday night through Saturday night will produce widespread heavy snow and wind. weather.gov

30.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I heard it shot up to #1 on Apple as well.

30.01.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! πŸ‘πŸ™‚

30.01.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schumer: β€œβ€¦In return, they promised us they would be nicer.”

30.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Readers & writers alike should get to know Saffron Asteria. Her web site (indiosyncrasy.com) is currently undergoing a total reno, but you can follow her regular interview series (Booked):
www.youtube.com/@BOOKEDPOD

Meet her in our latest vid:
πŸ’™πŸ“šπŸ‘€πŸ–‹οΈ
#IndieAuthors #Writers #Authors
#BookSky #Books

29.01.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning. Or evening. Or season. I don’t know time zones. Hi!

29.01.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Where do you see yourself in 500 years?"

- the real "Interview With The Vampire"

29.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Catcher In The Pumpernickel

29.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Jump The Jump - Kindle edition by Paxson, Mark. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Jump.

I realized the advantage of my absurdist dystopian tale about a dictator President who likes Strawberry Zingers is that it won’t take four years to read. Maybe four hours and then you’re done and can get on with your life. www.amazon.com/Jump-Mark-Pa...

29.01.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since the only tool I have is a hammer, I see every problem as a thing to be pulverized into smithereens.

29.01.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œJane Got a Gun” Five Years Later Jane Got a Gun premiered on January 29, 2016. I had been looking forward to it since I learned of its existence, and with the film finally, finally hitting the big screen, of course I had to see it…

Today is the 10th anniversary of the release of JANE GOT A GUN. I wrote a retrospective on it five years ago, and I think it still holds up today. ruinedchapel.com/2021/01/29/i...

29.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tony Soprano plan.

29.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only things standing between me and entry through the pearly gates are the bonkers images in my phone.

29.01.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Readers/Followers:

I’ve been offered (by my publisher’s marketing dept) PDFs for printable bookmarks for all three of my current books & my upcoming book.

Would there be any interest if I offered them (free) on my website?

#author #worldbuilding #werewolf #ttrpg #fantasy #nonfiction

29.01.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In English, adjectives seem to follow a specific order:

opinion - size - age - shape - color - origin - material - purpose - noun

We’re steeped in the pattern from birth, and apply it effortlessly.

29.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 844    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19

People who need to hide from the mob of the police should just buy a ticket to see Melania.

29.01.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 6

I'm always happy to see a post about a new Sea Turtle Rehabilitation Center, but I also get sad thinking about all the sea turtles we lost to overdoses and gang violence before the center opened.

29.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Anniversary!
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29.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jefferson Starship - White Rabbit
YouTube video by beatleshk Jefferson Starship - White Rabbit

Remember

29.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is very cool 😎

29.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967
YouTube video by PettyYou007 Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967

I have no idea why this song popped into my mind. πŸ€”

youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY?...

29.01.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
YouTube video by Mosca Muerta Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You Love Me

I've never needed much of an excuse to post Dusty

28.01.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bookish Thoughts πŸ“–πŸ€”:

5/5 ⭐

Every story an absolute pleasure to read.

Some rather interesting & uncommon creatures.

#BookSky #Queer #Romance #PNR #Achillean #Anthology
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28.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd heard about the CME that was a direct hit at our planet last week; a few days after it hit, we happened to be flying back to the States (late on Friday the 23rd), and just out our window as we passed over Ungava Bay…

(First time I'm ever seen them in person, in fact!)

#Aurora #AuroraBorealis

28.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because we live in an age where everything noticed in the media solely by popularity numbers -polls, ratings, downloads, subscribers, etc., I'm going to download this on every music app I have and up that count.

28.01.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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