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Sexiest Man Alive: tired. predictable. limited inventory.

Sexiest Man Dead: edgy. avant garde. many dead men to choose from.

This has got to be a new world record for being committed to the bit

Trump Take Thanksgiving

ME: *holding a flashlight under my face wearing ghost makeup and a yankees hat* chuuuuuck.... chuck schuuuumeerrrr....

SEN. CHUCK SCHUMER: ahhh! who are you???

ME: dont you recognize me chuuuuuckk..... im the baileys.... im the boy one..... chuck im woke now.....

oh, did we find something Mike Johnson actually saw in the news?

anyway this is why I don't think they're going to do it, congressional Republicans have a much better understanding of the downsides of nuking the filibuster than Trump and also plan to be around after he's gone

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

the most successful and appealing show bari weiss could ever produce would be her working for and living on minimum wage without knowing when it would end

people like this get security details to make themselves feel important

2 Screenshots from the movie "Big" (1988): First, a young man in a blue hoodie stands in a cozy kitchen, looking concerned and speaking urgently to a woman in a green top. The subtitle reads, "It's Josh. Mom! Mom. Stop it! Oh, God!" Second, the same young man, still in the kitchen, holds a baseball glove and looks distressed as he continues speaking to the woman. The subtitle reads, "My birthday's November 3. Mom, I got a 'B' on my history test."

Nov 3rd - Josh Baskin's birthday. While at a carnival, 13-year-old Josh made a wish on a Zoltar machine to be big.

📽️📅 Big (1988)

Good morning.

People aren’t as dumb as Trump thinks.

They know he’s busy doing ego stroking world tours and building his ballroom. Everything but trying to end the shutdown.

He could open the government tomorrow if he put in any energy at all.

The shutdown is fun for Trump because he gets to throw lavish Gatsby-themed parties for his millionaire friends AND invent new and innovative ways to hurt poor people.

two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .

GOP all year: “we will never negotiate with Democrats we own the whole government suck it!!”

GOP TODAY: “Gosh golly if they would just bail us out we’d be happy to negotiate why are they so unreasonable?”

Dems: “uh, here in dc to negotiate..”

GOP:

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Maybe I should file a complaint with the FCC against the Trump White House for editing his unhinged 60 Minutes interview.

It will use the exact same language Trump lodged against Vice President Harris.

Wut

deranged that we even need to think this way, but we need some sort of system where anyone who feels afraid to go to the polls can request a buddy to go with them

"We're not gonna lose power" is especially disturbing

I hope future generations recognize how quickly and strangely the contours of what counts as a political scandal changed for this president.

it's genuinely remarkable how refusing to cover anything up or explain anything, and just doing it out in the open, completely launders it now. no cover up no crime!

Of all the things he often repeats, this probably drives me nuts the most

I think he genuinely thinks this is what asylum seeker means

Remember, they're currently arguing that Biden's pardons are illegitimate because he signed the actual forms with an autopen.

Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!

Sorta seems like a problem.

And they're bitching about Biden's "illegitimate" pardons.

Like yeah, Gizelle is maybe seeing some guy she doesn't wanna talk about. What else is new. #rhop

Stacey thinks this whole "Gizelle has a man" thing is a gotcha. She tries too hard. #rhop

Do yall think Trump would let JD and Erika get married in the ballroom? Probably not right

This guy’s a Christian pastor, in case you think Diocletian didn’t have a point.

reminder that 60 Minutes is now fully under the control of Bari Weiss. the days of hard-hitting interviews and investigative pieces are over — unless you disagree with her, of course.

Mr. Clooney, with all due respect: if you’re not in Virginia or New Jersey or Pennsylvania this weekend helping to get out the vote, you really need to shut the fuck up.

by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over

if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being