Jamie/Espresso (岡部自美)

Pancake cat looks so much like my legitimate butterball I love it.

Omg YOU. thank you for your service

I adore your sketching style

Feels like more than half these days. his own goobers are even starting to take a step back and question

I'm just covered in spite

I just. Wanted you to know this has enhanced my life in such a magical way.

if it LOOKS like a duck, SWIMS like a duck, and SCREAMS like a duck it’s possible it is actually a nascar in disguise. pick it up to see if it has wheels under neath him just in case

BIG MILK has their hands all over corrupting the Indy 500 but you would never find a beverage company involved with NASCAR’s longest race on the same day:the Coca Cola 600, part of the NASCAR Salutes Together with Coca-Cola program

Ive felt dead since he took office the first time. I also went and got suspended from google maps for being petty and reporting the gulf as the wrong name every day since it changed.

I just want yall to know. If you ever see me doing calligraphy in the wild, and your first thought is to pick up one of my pen nibs, you don’t know where my mouth has been and they’ve all been in my mouth. You risk your own life.

Also the new oil protectant is more like astroglide. I hate it

My husband (who is mostly blind) and I merged gamer tags. It’s kind of like hyphenating a last name. It’s super official now I guess. He gave me his permission cause I stole his activation account to play a game

This will live rent free in my head for the next rest of my life.

out of all the layers of the planet, the majority of nascar races take place on the earths crust

ever wonder what it would it be like if you flipped over your pillow and the other side was hot too ? this is the heat nascar drivers endure during a 500 mile race

Hi. I have no idea how to use social media. AMA.

go.bsky.app/5hMJkQ9

I made a starter pack. It's very professional. It's not at all a joke. This is my personal list for using Bsky to the fullest potential. Thank you

I can't wait for the one guy to slide into home base on the last lap with an insane goalie save.

A typono, even

I just went through dns records upon nonsense to make this stupid handle U n I q u E. So someone better appreciate the bs I just pulled.

nascar drivers wear a helmet to mask themselves from AI facial tracking technologies and for safety in crashes also

I've been at a hotel for the last week. It has hardwood floors. Vergil has decided to powerslide around the room; which is fun to watch. Downside? It's horribly cold. He's been getting comfortable on my laptop vents and making his own blanket burritos. Cat has become aware of thermodynamics.

Text: Training a service cat. Photos: 1. A person struggling in the water, one hand raised and mouth wide open as if calling for help. 2. A cat calmy looking off camera. 3. The same person, hand still raised but water is up over their mouth as they become submerged. 4. The same cat, now lounging on the pool deck with person in the background face down, floating in the water.

#Caturday

nascar was created by outlaws! the first nascar driver was pulled over by highway patrol for watching a nascar race on you tube which made them decide to create nascar

The three shells will be way too sharp to understand.

I haven’t checked Bsky for a while. Opened the app.. nsfw on page one. Yall okay?

Make sure they play 3 times for sunglasses.

A lot of people are too young to remember Tyson being convicted of rape and serving time. He’s been accused and sued a few more times from other potential victims for the same crime. His ex wife levied accusations of domestic abuse. Don’t give either of these fools your money or attention.

This is the only cable I’ve ever used with my stuff to prevent my demon from breaking my ports. No sponsor. Just love these things. Also the click is super satisfying. I think the website is voltacharger.com. Huge fan. 10/10. Would prevent demon child from breaking my stuff again.

Last post here, some very simple #art stuff I just. Like. All are #speedpaints or Gestural study.

Last but not least, blendshapes. I was pretty happy with the head topology and the amount of expression I was able to get out of it. Especially since.. it's me. I don't particularly enjoy #characterModeling but it is a thing I've done.