THE FUTURIST!

SHANE.

"Nick! Come back, Nick! NICK! Come back! ... Bye"

Getting an erupted wisdom tooth extracted tomorrow morning. Appointment at 10:50 AM. So many reminders from Oral Surgeon in email & texts. "YES. I know. It's all I can think about." It hurts so much. Hurts then calms down, hurts again. UGH!

Just want that novocaine hit.

The movie is miscast and forgettable.
It's a watch that glides past your eyes and keeps going.

Also, terrible examples of abusive parenting and endangerment.

Wha a beautiful film.
Some people don't respect it.

ADDENDUM: Also, could you tell us if you had to get up to urinate during ZHIVAGO and how many times if applicable?

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A monotone Matt Dillon is serving the rich at a Long Island Beach Club for the summer tonight in Thimble Theater. Looks like a cliche clash of the white and the blue collars & that usual "learning a life lesson" genre. Please be seated outside the cabana area by 8:25 pm.

#MeetYaAtTheMallMatinee

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A ★½ review of Zombies of Mora Tau (1957) A blonde in a peasant dress visits her creepy great grandmother who looks like Buster Keaton in drag and at the same time a boat load of bad actors arrive with the requisite stupid greedy husband, his...

Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social

This movie was relatively short, but it dragged like a zombie's gait. A real diamond in the rough. Just remembered this one was watched back in COVID August 2020. Here is a letterboxd review from that previous #bmoviemaniacs watch.

Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST!

"Jeff, can we use the diamonds to buy my grandmother her life long dream? A Doily Store." #bmoviemaniacs

"Tell that girl to bring me her chest."

#bmoviemaniacs

The #bmoviemaniacs bartender didn't make it to the end. He had too many zombies.

"Get the fire. The zombies are coming in for Happy Hour." #bmoviemaniacs

The zombies are into AMR Massage THerapy. #bmoviemaniacs

"Who ordered the Zombie?"
#bmoviemaniacs

#bmoviemaniacs is sponsored tonight by

Two of the zombie crew members #bmoviemaniacs

"I occasionally have a zombie or two come in to do a little dusting. They serve their purpose." #bmoviemaniacs

Wonder if the zombies do the old lady's landscaping. #bmoviemaniacs

He looks like he is getting into a costume from ANNIE GET YOUR GUN #bmoviemaniacs

Jeff just stumbled into a Zombie AA Meeting. #bmoviemaniacs

"JEFF! I just found Zombie scat."

#bmoviemaniacs

"Listen, sweetheart, (pulls on cigarette stub) I can assure you my johnson isn't isn't dead."

"Damn, your hair is greasy. It's turning me on."

#bmoviemaniacs

What is funny is how many times everyone says "diamonds" #bmoviemaniacs

Be careful when backing up into a johnson #bmoviemaniacs

Bullet bras are great cushioning for accidentally falling into freshly dug graves. #bmoviemaniacs

Did he say he shot the guy's johnson? #bmoviemaniacs

The zombie gave that Uber driver 0 stars. #bmoviemaniacs

... and a sandwich.
#bmoviemaniacs

What THE FUTURIST!'s dental insurance agent looks like when taking a call.