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αŽ·α—α—αα•αŽ₯ ᏠᏗαŽ₯Ꮑ πŸ… artist, writer/poet and πŸ“Έ | βœ¨πŸŽ¨πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨πŸ­ bending reality | linktr.ee/slurrrrrrp

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ppl prefer the term neuro linguistic programming lmao bc they love jargon !!!!!

02.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ironic bc the best scientists understands unknown unknowns r a given and i didn't think understanding empiricism means you suddenly can't process literary elements in the wild

31.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine being a scientist physicist but not understanding the metaphor of the earth plane to describe life on earth this is called being intentionally obtuse bc of fear of loss of control

31.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wait for pix pls they will b worth it

30.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have a stack of indian constitutions lmao

30.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i printed a bunch of my art dollhouse size as stickers and um
it's sooo cute

30.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how can a volkshochschule have holidays and where even r those listed

30.10.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vacuum btw is a great work for when someone asks u for a word in english with two u's consecutively i think continuum is a bit extra

30.10.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

neighbors love what i assume is their robot vaccum and it's like their main personality

30.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is also fun to be wrong a subtle pleasure

30.10.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure i am trolling italians in the wild by asking if they know about how tomatoes r not italian and its so fun bc im actually right

30.10.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

p berg smells like bad ham gross

30.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feel better *

30.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday i was sad and i looked at nyc real estate to try to feel something and it was sad and ugly even when $$$ then i looked at 13M houses in paris and cried at their beauty lmao like ok brain

30.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so embarrassing i ever pretended to be from nyc in europe like ew no im from texas and its complicated

30.10.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love sleeping irregularly tbh and fuck ford

30.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay i'm partying alone and by this i mean i couldn't sleep but i will still go to my ceramics class and look forward to what appears from this sober theta state of mine

30.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah new blue sky logo is womp

30.10.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes rly fashionable ppl make bad art but they r v successful anyway

30.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sarcastic fashion that is written to make the wearer feel poor and stupid is not good art sadly even if someone made it who meant well it's like oops ew

30.10.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

low key i wish i could have been in delhi and in berlin this fall at the same time

28.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love my trolls on IG like they r killing my engagement and trolling them back is hilarioussssss

yes this is a mess of a screenshot pls decipher anyway if u have the time πŸ˜…

28.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes the miserable reality they live inside vs how things appear in mediated forms fosters an untraversible schism that becomes a pocket of torture mostly it's sad to realize people don't see themselves with love and eventually treat u the same way

27.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a weird fractal of my own foggy perception that i have often seen ppl as far more successful and happy than they think they are

27.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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thought they were successful so it took me a long time to see the reality they believe they live in was v different and uniquely different and far more miserable than their parents beach house made it all seem lmao

#art #storytime #oilpastel #commerical #drawing #accusations #beachhouse

27.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's kind of a painting in its dramatic intrigue tho and telling it is comical

27.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also still scarred by an older artist who regularly gets 20k grants telling me my drawings are commercial and yelling bloody murder at me for using the wrong knife on her bread and then telling a friend i'm so privileged i don't respect eight euro bread

27.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

still emotionally scarred from a white german curator being offended by me meditating and asking me if i think imaginary poor people she doesn't know personally have access to it and if we can still be friends if she doesn't agree that they do

27.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

desire to create and take pleasure from it is highly underrated amongst depressed sad art pockets of berlin

27.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like the compulsion to create keeps saving my life it's so cute these days more improving than saving but hey

27.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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