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Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary. Fan of good things . All pronouns welcome. ND (now official!) enby. πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ the best version of me

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Latest posts by oatmaster.bsky.social on Bluesky

(full disclosure, it's from Alan Partridge, Nomad rebutting people who say they don't walk)

11.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I slithered in"

11.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's essentially equivalent to forcing a child to transition against their will. Same distress, just in a different direction.

11.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait no it's not. It's three weeks.

11.02.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My urgent psych appointment is in six weeks time.

11.02.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walked past two people in work and heard one of them ask the other whether she walked into work or got the bus. Glad I don't have that shit going on.

11.02.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he won the bronze the horny fucker, I bet he fucking did

10.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed my bus stop checking that.

10.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never mind, got a bunch of my comments vanished so fuck that shit sky high.

10.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god a news story I've been arguing in the comments of has got some traction on here and there's nearly thirty new comments I might need to argue with.

10.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that was an autocorrect error - they meant to say transphobes were sponsored

10.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Education is devolved in Wales. Not that I'd expect someone from Reform to tell the difference. Their Welsh leader thinks he lives in Wales when he lives in Bath.

10.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention education being devolved.

10.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Casual Welsh moment yesterday - someone thought I worked in the pub and asked, "dw i'n siarad cwmraeg?" and I understood well enough to say, "no I don't speak welsh but my kids do". Quite pleased I've picked up some bits.

10.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

St Fagan's on radio2 in a bit!

10.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post a banger that isn't in English :

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaFd...

10.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, started arguing with someone about free speech in a comments section and we're about three replies in before they start going on about 'biological facts'. These fucking guys.

10.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should make their own debating society, with blackjack, and hookers. Can host whoever they want then.

10.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard a song with the line "your face is so intriguing" which doesn't really sound like a compliment. Sounds more like there's some curious anomaly.

10.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how anyone can conclude over-diagnosing without knowing the true incidence of something.

10.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Story idea: citywide insurgency/espionage LARP. Dead drops, infiltration, meeting sources, interrogations, etc. Players find out it's not a game when the fake gun they've been given kills an informant and the GM vanishes.

10.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That can't have been deliberate, although some parts of northern europe are fond of salty licorice

09.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

where I work we've got the weird spectacle of pushing ai for everything while celebrating saving on heating bills by closing a few buildings a bit early over Christmas

09.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crayfish sounds like something that's meant to taste gone off

09.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway

09.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Masterchef The Professionals starts this week. That'll help.

09.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This could escalate. It'll be revenge wolves next.

09.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't they quite famously fight?

09.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got my first appointment with the Gwent Drug and Alcohol Service two weeks on Wednesday #lads

09.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course this shady fucker is a landlord

09.02.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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