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Joseph Lane

@mrjoe.bsky.social

Hairy Canadian mammal cursed with anxiety and the burden of unanswerably large questions. Squirrel!

316 Followers  |  474 Following  |  265 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  2.3555

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Damp toilet paper.

06.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE agent went to university?

06.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Current mood.

04.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is nothing at all creepy about that dude.

03.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple suit and top hat is talking to another man and says `` really karen '' . ALT: a man in a purple suit and top hat is talking to another man and says `` really karen '' .
01.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a ring on his finger is clapping ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping

Canada:

31.07.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup...

28.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 16
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Is this too racy to post? If you think so I apologize in advance. But it made some folks around me giggle.

26.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12

The bigger question is why the UK allows him there in the first place? The orange felon shouldn’t be allowed out of the US, or welcome anywhere.

26.07.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My buddies and I have done similar things, tons of times, but never looked that lame.

26.07.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

24.07.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The king of pedos protecting his lot.

24.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re running the Democrats account correctly these days.

24.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1801    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 8

Show me where in the US Constitution where it says that diddlying priests need to be protected… I’ll wait.

24.07.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed:

24.07.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FAFO.

19.07.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sorry, you are right. My bad. Too much doom in my scrolls.

18.07.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes sense, but the post reads like the US prison population is pushing 2 billion, which is, of course wrong.

18.07.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As horrible as shit is in the US, the math on this post isn’t mathing.

17.07.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s just where his foundation puddles on a warm day.

15.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge them, there is no way any of that foolishness would not hold up in court.

15.07.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great so Skynet is now a Nazi and a prevert. Save us John Connor!

15.07.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need some good news. Pee Pee losing this byelection would be soul-cleansing.

13.07.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things tend to sag with age…

13.07.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My autobiography.

12.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism, the celebration of greed, and untaxed wealth are the real issues.

05.07.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smells grifty.

02.07.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being an older, but seemingly cool parent (Gen X, dap!) of an older teenager is this metaphysical battle between the now, then, and what might become. All the while pretending that you know what is going on. #wouldsomebodythinkaboutthechildren

26.06.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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