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Joseph Lane

@mrjoe.bsky.social

Hairy Canadian mammal cursed with anxiety and the burden of unanswerably large questions. Squirrel!

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Once again, the big fish get taken down for financial reasons, not the actual horrible crimes they committed.

19.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks awesome, but not usually a good idea to do a spin move at your own blueline.

18.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... and the dude that ruins everything they touch. Should they be locked up forever?

17.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida Man has a Monday afternoon…

16.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

He isn't the justice system. He doesn't decide punishment.

17.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Golfing, and finding new couches to fuck ain’t cheap.

16.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t Musk’s roots Dutch South African?

15.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But, but, but Bad Bunny.

15.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The MJ vs Bron debate?

14.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And by innovators, you mean worst humans... right?

13.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The phone rings in an international leader's office, and that leader asks their assistant who it is. Assistant says Trump, leader smirks and says put him on hold, make him listen to Bad Bunny ad nauseam.

Rinse, repeat.

13.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole admin should be committed.

12.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The DOW is pretty much a measure of how the pediaphiles or their apologists are doing finacially. The stock market is of zero benefit to the masses.

12.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there is a whole list of people who need to be catapulted into space. Let's test the technology on them first.

11.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather swallow glass.

10.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh, hockey.

10.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From red hats to crappy gold phones, MAGA isn’t gonna be hard to spot. They are so easy to grift.

10.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a bartender for years, if a guy like that walked into the bar, I knew was going to have to cut him off, break up a fight, throw him out, and add him to the banned list.

09.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He prefers the beauty of the wank.

09.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evil baby man did what?

09.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the armoured rugby match over yet?

09.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be honest, if he took off the makeup, and dressed like a normal bloke, no one outside the US would have any idea who he was.

08.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3F no question.

07.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disposed of, to Mars, would be even better.

07.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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