Dumpster Taco 🇨🇦

I dont wanna say i found a better guy but kinda did

I have so many questions for the bitches with rosters

I lied I actually care a lot

I think its fine, I don’t actually care that much.

I’ve been making a lot of really fun bad decisions

Yes same flaky guy as last time, im not saying we’re making good decisions

Im literally in his bed yall

I’m the lore

Its like when your ex subscribes to you OF
Like shit would’ve been free if you weren’t such a bitch

We’re in a new era bitches!

The manic episode is ON
The cut is FRESS
The pussy TIGHT

I’m coming for your dads so you better watch out

I thought we had a great time together but I definitely feel like I’m just another one in the roster

Its giving heart break just in time for lana’s new album

Literally left me on read

This mf wouldn’t give me the time of the day if i asked nicely

I started talking to this really hot guy but he’s lowkey giving me mixed signals

Guillotinas are pretty cunty

The older i get the closer I’m getting to political violence

ACTUALLY NEVER FUCKING MIND I’D HATE THAT WAS I DRUNK WHEN I SAID THIS?!?!

Actually I feel like my exes should get together they’d make a cute couple

Kinda wanna fuck over my ex’s day

The little gay people in my phone whisper secrets to me at night

Theres so many cooking related one liners here I don’t know how to behave

Turns out i’m the main course

He could cook me up raw

The next boy on the list is a chef

Made a joke about wanting to be on the white lotus and this man asked if i also wanted to jo my brother. I’ve never unmatched someone so quick before.

Considering going out by myself after work but idk if that’s the vibe

Could be somebody’s glitter too

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wanna be covered in body glitter rn

Ahhhh yet another day as the main character