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@skol-in-my-holes.bsky.social

This is a Vikings related account… I probably spend too much time engaging in Vikings adjacent media

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KOC this season:

28.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Paul Allen: Wentz has an open Jefferson streaking across the field

Wentz to the ball before taking another sack:

24.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like the Vikings defense really needs a veteran nose tackle, maybe someone who is a team captain type, oh it’d also be super cool if he was great in the community too.

#skol

28.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“How’s the Vikings season going?”

Me:

15.09.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m dumb… is this a big deal? It feels like a big deal

10.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social Based on the rumors it looks like the Vikings could have up to 7 national games this season… as a NFL Sunday ticket subscriber, am I an asshole for being a little frustrated that these national games dilute my investment?

14.05.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve got a feeling - Black Eyed Peas

30.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.

29.03.2025 12:56 — 👍 3700    🔁 226    💬 5192    📌 13371

This guys Aqib Talib edit goes so hard!

13.03.2025 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is clearly a load of horseshit. No part of what A Rod brings to the table would mesh with the culture KOC is trying to build. KOC is a scheme lord and ARod is notoriously un-coachable

If by some freak chance this were to happen, it would cast the decision makers in such a negative light.

12.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Could Arif debate Arif about the merits and drawbacks of bolstering offensive and defensive interiors with players over the age of 30?

11.03.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking at the Vikings 2025 free agency class and gooning uncontrollably!

11.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FRIES IN THE FUCKING BAG!

11.03.2025 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@milesofgray.bsky.social

This is a VERY washed reference that has been rolling around my head since middle school in the late 90’s and when you asked for a Brian McKnight aka:

“Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Do you ever want go down on me?
Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Is miss you…”

27.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s nice not being automatically served the most boneheaded replies from people who pay for the attention. I used to enjoy mixing it up a bit in the replies but it just became a cesspool with Twitter blue… the Kirk discourse became UNBEARABLE

24.02.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What realistic pieces could be added to the DL that would allow the Vikings to competently rush 4? Would B-Flo even want to do that?

10.02.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What traits best translate to a pass rushing DT? Obviously there is a trade off between size and speed vs a NT but are there any combine drills or obscure stats that could help identify a difference maker at the position? Could any Taki/LDR/Redman grow into that role?

28.01.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The football season is almost over and anything related to current events seems like self harm at this point.

Got any audiobook recommendations?

28.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Elon Musk's "Hitler Problem" - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News Elon Musk's "Hitler Problem" - SOME MORE NEWS

I’m going to go ahead and leave this here. No specific reason, I just thought it was interesting.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social

youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...

21.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lions fans, I’d like to introduce the existential dread of expectations! You thought being perpetually bad was horrible, but being great & losing when it matters is way worse. And the worse part is the weight of these big game losses starts to pile up & press down on everyone following the team

19.01.2025 04:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mike Zimmer was the epitome of “when keeping it real goes wrong”

18.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just received my first Dem fundraising text of ‘25 & they haven’t changed their message at all

Trump & the GOP are bad, I don’t need to be reminded.

How about you tell me the plan to materially improve the conditions of all Americans. Real policy is better than partisan scare tactics

16.01.2025 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My physical therapist is Rams fan and he was doing the overly nice “I feel bad” routine which is kinda makes it worse. If he was some troglodyte Eagles fan I could’ve talked some friendly shit but he was being too pleasant.

16.01.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A frustrating aspect of losing back-to-back high stakes games in embarrassing fashion, is that my favorite team is stuck in the National Talking Head hot take blender until Saturday.

15.01.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deleting the other app has made my online experience so much more enjoyable.

People can be upset with KOC about the game plan while also realizing he is an awesome coach.

The first Kwesi stuff is insane to me, the 2022 draft was a long time ago, and he has been crushing it ever since IMO

15.01.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In “It Follows” an entity stocks its victims. The only way to get away is to pass the curse onto someone else. Once the new person is killed the entity begins stalking the original victim. Is there an entity keeping current/former Jets QB from succeeding. Did Geno missing the wildcard doom Sam?

14.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are there examples of teams being able to address 2 or 3 weak spots on the interior offensive line in an offseason?

14.01.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was all part of the plan!

14.01.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the Magic Corner: I read that some consider water to be a conduit between the physical and spiritual worlds. Is it possible that the water bottle shower celebration after the Packers game allowed Sam Darnold’s ghost, presumably banished by KOC, to repossess Darnold for the Lions and Rams games?

14.01.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When the Vikings do this every few years I am reminded of this quote from Marge Simpson.

“Listen to your mother kids Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed…”

14.01.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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