alfie

I wish women stopped hover peeing in public toilets, dude just put some tp under your ass

almost said prime minister. ha, he would be way better than Orbán, but it's never gonna happen

can't get over the fact that my city's mayor supports Israel, and that he's still the best candidate for this position (he's making huge infrastructure improvements for the people)

trans women have such an amazing power. they can switch from a high pitched feminine voice to MANNN 2000

Parties are cool, but have you ever tried sitting quietly in the grass

when you see a cool looking new game, click on the store page, and it turns out to be another survival crafting game

.... my 13th reason

A lone figure walking a path in the rain beside a pond

'Night Rain at Shinobazu Pond' (1938)

Kasamatsu Shiro

Bug pants extra large (shorts with an antibug net draping down them)

found my new fit for the club

also why i like this microblogging format so much. small scale interactions with cool strangers is what the internet should be about

"dick from a girl who" "dick from a girl with" why is it never "pussy from a boy" what are u chicken

(i am one 😌)

For people freaking out about this, your posts have already been publicly accessible for months

hell yeah!

but it will never replace tw*tter if it doesn't go public. and the ultimate goal would be to make musk's glorious investment go out of business forever

i run like a faggot (not derogatory)

bored? food. or alcohol.

every fucking time.

Wendy Carlos playing with the sliders on a mixing desk

Happy Birthday to Wendy Carlos, a Hollywood pioneer who came out as trans in 1972 and wrote the music for The Shining, A Clockwork Orange and Tron

if i had any courage, i'd post this on tiktok, but can any other trans person freshly on hrt picture themself in their head?

for me it's all blurry.

i have a sense of identity but no visual self image. it's like i'm not an "end product" yet, no idea what i'm supposed to look like yet

so funny that now that I've let my (already shitty) mask drop, as an autistic person, i really fucking cannot mask anymore 😭 it's the most fake that it's ever been

I'm so good at writing customer service messages for this hotel I work at. but obviously I am, been a professional texter since I was 12

I don't want to have a boss and I also don't want to be a boss so a life of noble unemployment is the only path

it's almost better to be thought invalid and a poser, but at least the person knows trans people exist

they look at an afab who looks like a soft teenage boy and think "miss"

or at an amab who's wearing makeup and a skirt and think "ew a Gay". they never think well these people might not be cis actually

in my experience, older people who have no concept of genderqueerness will have no idea I'm transmasc until my voice gets perfectly male.

they never assume that any deviation from traditional gender roles/appearances could mean you're trans, they just think you're a tomboy or a fggot

bears are a type of fruit

this fucking movie, man

I'm not okay....

ME: I want to talk to more people

ALSO ME: If another person talks to me, I'm going to nap for 700 years