No! I need this in my life.

Retroactively dropped the age of consent to 7 going back to the beginning of time, no backs.

I'm looking for a good documentary on what cats were doing back in the dinosaur days.

I'm going to @blackhartstp.com and I'm staying as long as this old body can hold out

He's a pretty well known rapist. Probably going to go with what he knows best.

Amazing work

P-Day

Chairface Chippendale carved his name an the moon with a giant laser

Oh crap, I know where this going...

You deserve it man

So much double crossing!

Thank you! Rodriguez following in the footsteps of famed Club Leon alum Miguel ibarra.

Make him president!

Might be a typo but I second that emotion

I ❤️ my ashtanga yoga teacher. #yogi

What!? It's beautiful

The way @repilhan squared up she would have knocked that confederate taint back to Reconstruction

"ARE THOSE MUTHERFUCKERS NEUTERED!"

"where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly,
They go to a lake a fire and fry,
See them again, 'til the fourth of July."

Cops ain't the good guys either

If only we could be saved by a categorical syllogism

I recommend very much

Minneapolis cops?

Good luck keeping your trophy

And pickled root vegetables

Chicken nuggets w/ Kim Chi, cherry tomatoes on cheez-its, jumbo prawns cooked in Worcestershire sauce & cracked black pepper.

But imma bust you out with my super sperm!

You need a man, who's got finesse, & his WHOLE name across his chest.

Where life is beautiful all time ..

Yui Hasegawa 🤣

#WSL #MCFC

Don't fuck with the baby sitter!

"Take the Lefse, leave the gun."