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The only person I write poetry for is my 8th grade Creative Writing Teacher.

22.11.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you just need 3 moves and a poem

21.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think my cat put me to bed tonight

24.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to a wedding this weekend and the straights slow danced to Pink Pony Club.

13.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going through a friend break up has really helped limit my time on social media

12.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're so back (made an index for my Book club annotations)

08.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cheese, the character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, putting on lipstick with the phrase I'm a Lady beneath him

Cheese, the character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, putting on lipstick with the phrase I'm a Lady beneath him

Now THIS is Gender

07.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sure, I wasn't drinking that or anything

06.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Another brilliant text from my mom.

06.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI commercials make me so angry. You need people. Stop asking the robot when there are actual people who would be so so excited to help you learn things like painting, flower arrangements, and how to care for your plants.

02.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going through a hymnal and pointing out all the hymns Dave sang for Lane in Gilmore Girls.

05.09.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Toes out, hoes out

02.09.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Marveling at how well made my owala is

31.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love slow blinking at my man while he's falling asleep 🥺

25.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The top surgery method they don't want you to know about

24.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Giving my therapist some therapy homework and it's just a list of TV show episodes I relate to

18.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a parasocial relationship with my neighbor's cat

16.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if I just started using a transatlantic accent when I give sermons?

15.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just did the gayest little hop. It was exhilarating.

15.08.2025 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Winnie the Pooh mode is my favorite mode.

14.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chubby dudes in crop tops!🤩

13.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I COULD divorce you.

12.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know that I will always be a Midwesterner no matter where I live because I really love dairy and corn.

11.08.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sure that my husband is who I am going to spend the rest of my life with. Except for every time he talks like Jar Jar, I question my ability to do so. Just a little bit.

10.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you think that Godzilla knows how loved he is? I hope that lizard knows how much I love him.

09.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I feel like just a head with legs and arms. Like Humpty Dumpty when they make him an egg.

08.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I NEED some pep-corn real soon.

07.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fighting the transmasc urge to dress like Shaggy

05.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Brown tabby cat sleeping on a brown chair

Brown tabby cat sleeping on a brown chair

What a guy

04.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching Community and realizing how similar my relationship is to Troy and Abed's relationship.

30.07.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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