if Jesus loved us he'd at least TRY to bottom every now and then. big whoop about unaliving on a cross but has he ever rushed through a 2am bathroom enema after the bar for you? not in any Bible I've read

The trucks say "HONK HONK" and this little idiot said *bep bep*

Nothing pisses me right off like a gay Republican

Somebody shoulda done us a solid and slipped Luigi's file into that stack of pardons Trump was signing. There's more work to do.

Been watching WW2 movies all night, just to set the mood.

Listen I need trump to act like a real president and have that inauguration outside. If it was good enough for President William Henry Harrison it's good enough for the pumpkin.

Dem BOIS #cats

I feel like having a deep ongoing beef with your local pharmacy is such an old person vibe and it is also my vibe. I will physically fight a whole Walgreens.

Twas the night before crimmis #cats

🥹🥹 honestly

Bass Pro end of the season clearance sale is the reason for the season #tenderandmild

Still real mad at Sonic for getting rid of their gravy. Time doesn't heal all wounds. Sometimes they fester.

mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube

Happy Pearl harbor Day y'all #thereason4theseason #keepchristinpearlharborday #tenderandmild

The man has haD A HARD DAY

Eating a family pan of frozen Stouffer's Mac and cheese seems unhealthy at first but at second it is also v unhealthy

Listen I don't care about my Spotify wrapped what I want is an annual review of my weed purchases from the dispensary. I want to remember what I was smoking over the summer.

I'm an old. Am I doing this right?

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s an extinction event

I ate too many sugar free chocolate chips today then I met God in the bathroom and they were SOO mad at me

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