Carly T

only for my fuckin cats would I plan to go shopping the day before Thanksgiving for wheat litter, bonito flakes, and nothing else

THE FINAL PAM IS BACK

I REPEAT, THE FINAL PAM HAS RETURNED TO MONSTER FACTORY

shoutout to my dad for letting me read Maus when I was like 10, I think that's the first time I remember being radicalized

can't believe Superman said Krypto "[wasn't] even that good of a dog." what a mean thing to say about the BESTEST BOY

I was today years old when I realized that Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis were not the same guy

either that or Maru managed to take ol' Charlie with him to the ancestral plane on the way out. let's go with that.

did someone make a monkey's paw wish for Charlie Kirk to die and the downside of that bargain was "fine, but we're taking Maru too"

because hey, fuck you buddy

you ever have someone you know completely vanish off the internet, and in your heart of hearts you know they're probably dead and it was not an accident

oh! what a beauty!

does nobody remember how to just photoshop shit anymore

who needs robots making half-ass attempts at images when you can have humans making half-ass attempts at images

amazing

but like. you could have just made more Kitchen Nightmares. you didn't need to do all that

like don't get me wrong, I'll still watch all of them. I'll eat that slop up with the same relish Ramsay exhibits every time he sticks his hand in a bucket of expired chicken

how many more shows is Gordon Ramsay going to do that are just Kitchen Nightmares in a different font

the more important an event is, the less I can do the entire rest of the day

not all heroes wear capes. no heroes should wear capes. that's how Dynaguy died

fuck's sake. I try to listen to a podcast through their website so any revenue from listening in it goes directly to them instead of Youtube or Spotify taking a cut. but they have SEVEN unskippable ads at the beginning of a 16-minute episode. y'all better be worth it

dammit why I gotta crave cinnamon rolls at 1:30 am

I wish liberal politicians did even a fraction of the cool shit conservatives accuse them of doing

I feel like there's an alternate timeline out there somewhere where I became a zookeeper.

if that ain't the truth

what do y'all do with your (physical) artwork that you don't really care about keeping around anymore for whatever reason but can't bring yourself to just throw away? do you gift it? repurpose it? leave it somewhere in public for a stranger to find and risk it ending up in the garbage anyway?

egg salad is basically just eggs mixed with More Eggs

this is my favorite Nancy strip, I think. It's been living rent free in my head for years and I wouldn't have it any other way

do most people actually enjoy wet sandwiches? or do most places just suck at making sandwiches

my two bottom front teeth have gradually shifted back to overlapping a little bit since I stopped using my retainer like 15 years ago

it doesn't bug me enough to try and spend money on fixing it, but like. it doesn't NOT bug me

sometimes art is sticking your hand down your own throat and turning yourself inside out like a bootleg Muppet

just saw someone use the hashtag "#MakeDinosScalyAgain", which really tells me everything I need to know about that person

Massive die-in in front of the New York Stock Exchange to protest the illegal cuts by DOGE and the Trump administration.

this is the main guy I'm aware of, but I've seen similar projects from other creators

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