Glen Tickle

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I think @glentickle.bsky.social is the first person to ace the quiz in a couple years. He knows more than anyone should about the metric system. Listen to it on NPR: one.npr.org?sharedMediaI...

Fun here yet or nah?

It’s a little on the nose honestly but ya gotta work with what ya got y'know?

Took the erotic photo the other day to get everyone all horned up

Genuinely one of the all-time great movie soundtracks

"I'm sorry, I thought you were a *yoga* teacher."

"Common mistake, now pipe down and start fermenting this old yucky milk."

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Me with gradient tinted sunglasses inside

It's a indoor sunglasses kinda day

I'll show hole if that's what will get me the attention I so desperately crave.

Also you are my friend and I love you.

I know this app is better and Zuck huffs farts but when I post stuff here it gets nothing. I might as well just write my thoughts down in my notes app.

Also you keep calling them skeets like a bunch of middle schoolers

There's this spire that needs slaying...

I think Blank Check doing their series on Keaton least year helped

I don't think the Noid is a Whammy but I think genetically they're similar enough to reproduce, and their offspring would be a Knuckles and the Knuckles would be sterile

I was already in pretty rough shape and now David Lynch is dead. Thankfully it's not like my job is comedy.

Tonight I return to hosting open mic comedy as punishment for my many crimes.

The two ewoks for sure, then the third doesn't really matter I just need someone to watch when I make the ewoks kiss.

Pencil drawing of a fluffy white rabbit

Photo of the same fluffy white rabbit from the previous image

I also tried to draw my rabbit Snowball which is hard because she is more or less a shapeless void of white space.

I read the news about Pee-wee literally as I was logging on to a zoom call to record a podcast and I was just trying not to cry the whole interview.

An ink drawing of Dr. Mario huckin a pill

Been getting back in to drawing. Drew my son.

I mean, yeah. But people would care of you made an interesting movie about him.

Like, that's how it works? Nobody cared about John Wick until they made the movie and it made people care about him.

I wasn't allowed to watch Simpsons or friggin Rugrats, but somehow my parents were fine with Ren and Stimpy. I think because it was so weird they didn't understand what to specifically object to

Ren and Stimpy smashing their butts together

I can't find my copy of Mr. T's autobiography. Please keep me in your thoughts during this troubling time.

See I don't like calling them skeets because it's just putting everything in relation to Twitter. If anything, the fact it means jizz is what will get me on board.

This seems like a great reason to rewatch that show

Comedian Glen Tickle on stage in Budapest Hungary

Might goof around and release my set from Hungary finally.

I'm watching The Beatles Help! For the first time and it's just as bad as I've heard it was.

Flowers for Algernon?

Flowers be Algern-on deez nuts.