@thejt.bsky.social
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We opened a greeting card store!
16.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone want to hear about a podcast? @heyscoops.bsky.social
18.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
@heyscoops.bsky.social #SaltPork @storytellerbill.bsky.social
30.05.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD What do you call an old person with really good hearing? Deaf defying!
19.04.2024 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go on… 😂🤣
16.04.2024 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@heyscoops.bsky.social is it too late to post this? @storytellerbill.bsky.social #Eclipse2024 #EekLips
13.04.2024 14:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0#JotD It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents!
08.03.2024 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#JotD Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate!
09.02.2024 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on!
05.01.2024 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0December 24th, 9PM, Eastern Standard Time
25.12.2023 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Present!
18.12.2023 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#JotD Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth!
22.11.2023 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth!
21.11.2023 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!
17.11.2023 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD Why did the developer quit their job? Because they didn’t get arrays!
13.11.2023 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#JotD Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10.11.2023 13:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#JotD Did you know that the guy who invented the Merry-Go-Round never met the guy who invented the Ferris Wheel?
Turns out; they were moving in different circles!
#JotD How do you fit 100 math teachers in a room meant for 99? Carry the 1!
26.10.2023 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Somewhat out of context vacation quote “oh! we have welcome nuts” w/ @storytellerbill.bsky.social
16.10.2023 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbequeue!
06.10.2023 12:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JotD What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream!
15.09.2023 12:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
