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this is completely asinine and will create more, not less, work for TSA and CBP, because they'll have to put every passenger through the normal processes and the system is no longer equipped to handle that!

(sure, there is some duplication of personnel with separate lines, but... not that much)

A problem with this specific kind of stupid person is that they think everyone else is even stupider

We're all so tired

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

a man in a usa jersey is holding a javelin in his hand . Alt: clip from SNL sketch with John Belushi in a USA jersey is holding a javelin in his hand, which transitions to a pile of small chocolate donuts

little chocolate donuts forever

*pounding table*

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

please do a schism it would be so funny

Please stop telling me how these guys are geniuses when every interview with them sounds like a 12-year-old who was held back a grade.

I can easily sum up my feelings about this with “FUCK THIS SHIT.”

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Just an amazing string of coincidences that the Republican Party has so many pedophiles, pedophile enablers and pedophile protectors in its ranks.

Unsurprisingly, Trump is doing precisely what he told courts below he wouldn't—indeed, couldn't—do. His instincts are lawless at every turn.

Seems like this rewards/demands collusion by the warrant officers making the bids

"We're not a machine here at Netflix, just your friendly old mom and pop global megaconglomerate bent on world domination. James Cameron is so mean to us."

"You can't tell me no"
That's the whole thing

Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.

season 2

And the women’s team:
- the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China
- the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character
- the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

The best line in this story comes from the billionaires' leaked strategy memo:

“Messaging is everything. Billionaires CANNOT be the focus or face of an opposition campaign.”

Will this be the year Americans finally grasp that male supremacy is every bit as destructive as white supremacy & even more pervasive, since men of all races can participate?

The UN is investigating the Epstein files as a case of crimes against humanity. We need global action for our human rights.

So beyond calling it a “constitutional crisis,” what actually happens when a president simply says no to a Supreme Court decision

Reese’s grandson accuses Hershey of degrading chocolate, making it ‘not edible.’ Is he right? H.B. Reese spent two years at Hershey before leaving to form his own company and inventing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in 1928. His grandson says Reese's is ruining that legacy by cutting corners.

Truly the hero we need.

H.B. Reese is waging a one-man war on Hershey’s for ruining his grandfather’s legacy (and his Peanut Butter Eggs) 🍫

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As the world reels from the president's rant and threats of additional tariff chaos, I'd just like to remind the UK that they recently arrested someone who could probably bring down this entire house of cards with very little incentive.

i hate to be the “both sides” guy about trump’s incoherency but please don’t forget that aoc said “uh”

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

you cannot save this man from himself, John Roberts, even in the service of your shared agenda of evil

he does not want to be saved

Come, good boy, the next way home.

extremely funny that the Supreme Court says absolutely nothing about how the tariffs are supposed to be reimbursed ahead of the endless flood of lawsuits that are coming

the administration is already running out of lawyers! have fun with that

Holy shit

yes thank you please have a loud public fight within the Republican Party about how the tariffs everyone hates so much the Supreme Court reversed them are actually awesome and you should all vote for them ahead of midterms