Whomever at Celsius decided that mandarin orange marshmallow was a flavor that should be called ✨fantasy vibes✨ should be tried at the Hague

Watching Shannon on #TheLoveHotel made Joel Kim Booster’s comments seem totally implausible. Watching her pull rank and try to ice Katie out on #RHOC make them seem like he didn’t go far enough.

Did @quicken.bsky.social layoff their entire support staff? I've had a paid product for nearly a month and have received zero response from any support route (email, forum, survey with purported email follow up, Twitter, Bluesky) about an issue that will define if I cancel or not

This new epidemic in #nyc of people walking around with a Bluetooth speaker instead of headphones should be punishable with jail time

What a waste of a really hysterical guy tho…

I guess the chyron not being updated puts to bed the “was the #AndJustLikeThat cancellation planned or not” debate #AJLT

We did not need a three-part reunion for this flop #rhoa season where have the drama-causers didn’t even show up. You could tell the editors had nothing to work with when Ralph stumbled through 9 minutes to word salad trying to say “yeah me and Drew’s mom should have a convo”

Okay that final scene of #TheGildedAge??? 🫢

#Mayhem dropping to critical and public acclaim to then have zero follow-up singles is an insane airball

If I were on any form of drug - I’m talking from meth down to children’s Benadryl - this acapella lip sync on #dragrace #allstars10 would’ve sent me into a mental institution.

Don’t torture yourself… it’s not worth rewatching this flop finale for. And they’ve got to be out of their gd minds thinking enough happened for a 3 part reunion.

Notice how they put that shot of their cars in before that awkward AF family party? The way you could tell every person in that scene was called beforehand and told exactly how to behave…

Brit and her Rocco’s Modern Life-ass looking husband shopping for private jets they want us to believe they can buy PLZ #rhoa

Eric Swalwell has always given big cuck energy I just didn’t realize his cuckold was held by AIPAC

If LTW doesn’t fuck her editor and Carrie continues to ignore the smorgasbord of hot dick buzzing around her literal home this season on #AJLT I’m going to lose my goddamn mind.

Every sociopathic interaction Charlie has on #NextGenNYC leading up to him being revealed to be a likely co-conspirator in a kidnapping & torture plot is truly chef’s kiss

Breezed through the new episodes so I decided to do a rewatch of #CouplesTherapy and forgot about how quickly the demonic entity known as Mau makes your blood boil over

The number of people who think it is appropriate to line up 3-5 sets of different free weights so they can run a circuit at the busiest time at the gym makes me believe in firing squad executions.

I’m starting #TheLeftovers for the first time and jw why every prestige television show thought it was sooo edgy to kill an innocent dog in their first episodes? Like were writers rooms THAT bad in the 2010s?

Now that I’ve made it to the current season of #SummerHouse I can say unequivocally that whenever Carl isn’t dating Lindsay, he strictly goes after girls who look like Olive Oil from Popeye

I know that the show deals in hyper-reality and these two women would never put down their swords in a tight 30 minutes, but their constant ribbing of each other in previous seasons always had an underpinning of love so now it just feels like watching two people be outwardly cruel to one another.

I may be in the minority here, but I am finding the mutual destruction plot on this season of #Hacks to be wearing very thin.

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I have seen more than one #grindr profile with the phrase “be realistic” since getting back to New York City and I

I found Molly to be so gorgeous the moment she hit the screen on #SouthernCharm and it irked me to hear her hating on her incredible body but she needs to fire her injector. Any injector who doesn’t know when to tell you “no” is not a good injector.

A woman in a white hat says “the Chucky money just pays for my snacks.”

We need a Jennifer Tilly spin-off. #RHOBH

No for sure - Suzie’s earnestness has been her Achilles heal much of the competition but I also think it’s a sort of impossible task to ask them to yuck it up and be draggy and funny when someone is telling a childhood trauma story??? I just think the challenge was dumb & not well fleshed out

Like telling the queens to tell deeply personal stories while the other girls are supposed to be wakka wakka’ing behind them? Then coming down on girls for being too earnest when someone’s talking about rejection by their parents???

It’s clear the judges nor the contestants on this weeks #DragRace understood what this (frankly stupid) challenge was meant to entail so this episode has felt like an absolute slog.

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whose peyote trip was this #DragRace challenge

Like, have we ever seen homosexuality displayed as normal on this show instead versus as exoticized? Granted, I’ve had zero desire to start this new season but it’s hard to avoid the spoilers about the ‘cest which is of course homosexual as well so I’m not clamoring to watch.