El Santos

“The only reason I don’t like playing in the World Series is I can’t watch myself play.”

- #ReggieJackson

Bill Lee once ran for president on the platform “No guns, no butter. Both kill.”
The man threw curveballs in policy too.

#spacemanbilllee #billlee #montrealexpos #expos

“Sign the contract, put yourself in that squared circle and prepare to get mashed, mauled and maimed, because the General is coming to town with Devastation, Incorporated!”
- #ScandorAkbar #SkandorAkbar #TedDibiase #Kamala #KingKongBundy #ButchReid #KendoNagasaki #MrOlympia #DevastationINcorporated

Last call for the monster mash — 40% off ends at midnight.
Code: bighitter
Email list homies already took the real big hurt 👀
Get in before the bats go quiet. #hermanmunster #baseballart

#MonsterMash

#faceoff 😂

Monster mash at the plate.
⚾ 40 % off inventory through Oct 15 (midnight).
Email list gets the real big hurt 👀
Code: bighitter #hermanmunster #baseballart #elsantosworld

#Samaras , why do you take so long?

"You can't deport me, I'm from outer space."

- #BillLee #SpacemanBillLee

“Every time you think you’ve figured out a Machine, another one shows up.”

#GorillaMonsoon talking about #TheMachines #AndreTheGiant #BillEadie #BlackJackMulligan

“Pressure? That’s for people who don’t prepare.”

- #DaveStewart

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

- #YogiBerra

“Excuse me, where’s the basement?”

- #PeeWeeHerman #BasementOfTheAlamo

Final sip. 30% off ends tonight with code RUNFOREST. Inventory only — commissions not included. The email list drank first.

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- #YogiBerra

“Camp Crystal Lake runs red… but my cup stays purple.”

- #JasonVoorhees

“Maybe they made me captain because I’ve been here so long, but if I’m supposed to lead by example, then I’ll be a terrible captain.”
- #ThurmanMunson

“When I hit it, I thought it was just a fly ball… until it kept going, and going, and going. Then I thought, ‘Damn, I’m good.’”

- #JoseCanseco

“As the law and order of Hazzard County, I can do whatever I doggone please!”

#BossHogg #DukesOfHazard

He’s lurking, he’s sipping, he’s slashing. 30% off with runforest through Oct 5. Inventory only. Art Homies sip stronger.

“Obstacles are not a roadblock. Obstacles are stepping stones. They build you and shape you.” - #BillyWagner

“Here’s some simple advice: always be yourself. Never take yourself too seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.”

#KermitTheFrog

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#illusiones

“You gotta have a dirty spirit. If it ain’t dirty, it ain’t real.”

- #oldirtybastard #odb #wutangisforthe children #wutang

“Well you know, I think Ric Flair this time with his big mouth has really overloaded himself. … If he wants a title match, he deserves to put up something equally as important as this belt … and that’s his hair.”

- #WahooMcDaniel #RicFlair

“There’s four sides to every story, if these walls could talk / They’d probably still ignore me.”

- #MFDOOM

“I’m representing for the villain. For the outcast. For the kid that doesn’t fit in.”
- #MFDoom

“Wrestling and acting couldn’t be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.”

- #RowdyRoddyPiper

“What you have to remember is that baseball isn’t a fast-food restaurant. You can’t get what you want when you want it.”

- #HankAaron

This is the last call — flash sale wraps at midnight.
40% off inventory with code DONTBLINK.
Art Homies email list? They already scored extra.