Graeme Tatters

Is that a bigly wig?

Expected you to sign off with..

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ha haaaaa

Absolutely nothing to like about her, nothing. She is a scraping of a shitty barrel.

I'd like £147k as compensation for hearing it sing.

Skills for days

Ha ha haaaa, yes, it was certainly one of the loudest alarm clocks I've ever heard. I've no idea how we had parked up so close to the edge 🤔

Now, that was a sight to behold. A huge cruise ship, lights blazing, passing a few metres from where we were parked up by the edge of the dock. The campervan was shaking with the incredible rumble of said ship.

Oh, this is incredible.

The best way, surely.

Pardon??

Ha haaa, is that how she's doing it???

In a strange way, I kind of hope not. What she does is, in its own right, a beautiful talent.

Yep, I certainly have. I love it.

Cheers, I shall certainly pass this on to her.

I'm in. Erm, not in that picture way, though, ha haaa.

And what an interesting read.

Ha ha haaaaa, well now, that's rather brilliant.

Ha haaaaa

I can honestly say I, too, wouldn't have a problem with that.

Erm, nope. That looks filling. What a beast.

Curle! Curle! CURLE!!!!!!

You're there.

Ha haaaa

That sounds like a fancy Saturday night.

I reckon I'd have a bag of Walkers Max Hot Chicken Wings to start, then a bag of Sensations Chicken and Thyme, finishing off with either a bag of Prawn Cocktail as dessert or a Max Jalapeño and Cheese(board).
That's if I just stuck to Walkers.

Ha haaa, I'll second that. Too sweet for a starter.

Brisket.

How odd, I have, today.

Tis the season