matt

autocorrect just swapped “u playin” for “inflation”

this could be us, but inflation

06.04.2025 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn daniel

15.03.2025 04:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what idiot called it a pet nametag and not collar ID

30.01.2025 17:20 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i can’t stop reading “Weird Al” as “weird artificial intelligence” and ain’t that just a sign of the times

12.12.2024 16:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was about to mention OME in a reply to this, then saw you were the author 🤘 glad you’re on here!

25.11.2024 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of fun stuff being made lately using the Jetstream, the firehose of all Bluesky posts. Here’s a growing thread of my favorites. (Send me more!)

19.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 422    🔁 124    💬 35    📌 12

`rm -rf` ❌
• remove rf??? what does that even mean???? (nothing)
• boring
• hard to remember

`rm -fr` ✅
• remove forreal 💅🏼💅🏼
• makes u smile every time
• will never forget

13.11.2024 21:51 — 👍 137    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 3

I know I'm bouncing back from covid when I can look at a photo like this and say with absolute certainty "well I'd dulce the hell outta that leche"

03.11.2023 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello bsky! Here's some stuff I've been working on:

* It takes a village to raise the dead
* Brew me like one of your French presses
* No dignity no doubt
* Smoke only when smoken to
* Doppelgänger? I thought I knew ‘er!

03.11.2023 22:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0