What Idiot

What idiot called it a condemned old house with scary lights and not a Shack O’Lantern?

What idiot called them varicose veins instead of caterpillaries?

a Co-op delivery lorry with the slogan “We’re member driven” emblazoned on the trailer

what idiot called it thinking with your dick instead of

what idiot called it "editing" when "character assassination" was right there

What idiot called it OpenAI Release Day and not America’s Next Top Model

what idiot called him Butt-Head and not The Beavis Friend

Who called it What's Hot Classic and not men of a certain gauge.

Who called it a smoking lounge and not a cigarage?

Who called it The Red Shoes and not One Ballet After Another?

Who called it ”the end of history” and not the epochalypse

Who called it a podcast and not

Who called it fuwamoco merch and not a baubau bauble

who called it a dinner date and not mutual mastication

What idiot called it a weed-smoking granter of wishes and not Djinn & Chronic?

What idiot called it a spelling bee and not wordbuilding?

What idiot called it Chernobyl and not Fission: Impossible

What idiot called him Edgar Allen Poe and not David Lee Goth

what idiot called it gasoline and not carbohydrates

What idiot called it “Dave’s rant” and not “Portnoy’s Complaint”?

What idiot called it The Floor and not Mid Game?

what idiot called it 'harry potter' and not Potterdammerung

Who called it a free sample and not a Trilobite

Who called it a tantric orgy and not a Smörgåsm?

OpenAI Lets Users Buy Stuff Directly Through ChatGPT The AI firm is allowing shoppers to buy goods without leaving the chatbot—and laying the groundwork for AI agent-based shopping.

who called it "AI agent-based shopping" and not shlopping

Who called it One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer and not One Bottle After Another?

Who called it tariff and not war fare?

Who called it the Riyadh Comedy Festival and not Saudi With A Chance Of Meatballs?

Who called it a perfume scent and not an eauxdor?

What idiot called it "staying up all night thinking about past mistakes" and not Night Errors?

What idiot called it a kitchen and not PieSpace