hulatommy

The way things turned out, it’s almost as if all those opinion pieces in The Guardian that they’ve done for decades meant nothing at all.

YouTube video by KEXP Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

While I'm unlikely to start dressing this way myself, I can't help admiring it.

Used the self-checkout in M&S as my basket included a Valentine’s card and I didn’t want the person to think I was soft.

Come to the new Secret Aldi in Langley Moor. It’s first rate and my lass is in her element - nodding approvingly at the width of the parking spaces (“it’s not even disabled”); nothing escapes her approval.

So just steady away really.

I’ll probably call her yoghurty-chops a few times for a bit of a laugh etc

Me and my lass are going out to buy a few yoghurts.

Bed by nine!

Bags o’ cans in the park; walking about in shirt sleeves etc

Everything might be a bit better when the weather cheers up.

I mean, look at it. What a joke.

You mean The Spoonery?

There are no second acts in Spennymoor lives.

Endless black sheets of rain.

I’ll not be cheeked.

There are a number of layers to this.

REPEAL

I would have flourished as a wandering minstrel or salty sea dog / man o’ the sea. Instead: this.

The secret to cooking is just to identify the nice ingredients and add more of them.

Doing some cooking and listening to Down Colourful Hill.

It’s a nice day.

I wonder what will happen today.

I do not accept it.

Tommy Two Spoons to you

I’ll leverage all 10 with a NAV line and distribute all proceeds etc

We’re either approaching Doomsday or The Quickening - no real way of knowing which.

Tried explaining to HR that I consider myself more as a Cautionary Tale than a natural Mentor, but they are determined to press on.