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Richard Beard

@richbeard.bsky.social

Writer of novels and memoirs, including The Universal Turing Machine. https://universalturingmachine.co.uk/

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'The unarguable lucidity of genius.' That's what I thought, so that's what I said.

19.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Following Chloe Hadjimatheouโ€™s exposรฉ of The Salt Path in the Observer, I will be in discussion with Chloe and Julian Baggini at Julian's Philosophy salon in Bristol on Sunday 22 Feb at 4:30pm. Does truth matter in this case and others? www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk/whats-on/phi...

15.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aeon publishes hard-won knowledge from real people who have grappled deeply with their subjects. And everything is free to access โ€“ a commitment that we can make only because of the small percentage of our readers who donate. Will you join those generous supporters? Donate here: aeon.co/donate

10.02.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wrote about the Salt Pathย โ€“ and why it's a problem for authors, and publishing more widely โ€“ for the Sunday Times

10.02.2026 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BBC Radio 4 - Drama of the Week - Available now Available episodes of Drama of the Week

Forgive me banging on about this story again - but should you wish to download it, today's the last day (from link below, or Spotify, Apple, etc) - then it's only available on BBC Sounds

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

05.02.2026 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is a brilliant reading of my piece in @aeon.co - and much more succinct.

01.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sure, AI can โ€˜doโ€™ writing. But memoir? Not so much | Aeon Essays As AIโ€™s endless clichรฉs continue to encroach on human art, the true uniqueness of our creativity is becoming ever clearer

'When Turing was deep in thought, according to his biographer Andrew Hodges, he used to scratch his side-parted hair and make a squelching noise with his mouth.'

Some thoughts for @aeon.co on Alan Turing, and other creative artists.

29.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sure, AI can โ€˜doโ€™ writing. But memoir? Not so much | Aeon Essays As AIโ€™s endless clichรฉs continue to encroach on human art, the true uniqueness of our creativity is becoming ever clearer

Goldsmiths Prize 2015 shortlistee, @richbeard.bsky.social, on 'the miracle of human artistic selection' and much more in @aeon.co

aeon.co/essays/sure-...

27.01.2026 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Sure, AI can โ€˜doโ€™ writing. But memoir? Not so much | Aeon Essays As AIโ€™s endless clichรฉs continue to encroach on human art, the true uniqueness of our creativity is becoming ever clearer

"Familiar word combinations are assembled into almost convincing sentences, a tired use of language formerly called out as clichรฉ. LLMs are clichรฉ machines, trained on a resilient human weakness for generating maximum content with minimum effort." aeon.co/essays/sure-...

#llm #writing

26.01.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sure, AI can โ€˜doโ€™ writing. But memoir? Not so much | Aeon Essays As AIโ€™s endless clichรฉs continue to encroach on human art, the true uniqueness of our creativity is becoming ever clearer

@aeon.co asked me to write about the incursion of AI into the creative arts, and why my memoir project The Universal Turing Machine stands up for all that is good and right. I'll do what I can, I said.
aeon.co/essays/sure-...

23.01.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sure, AI can โ€˜doโ€™ writing. But memoir? Not so much | Aeon Essays As AIโ€™s endless clichรฉs continue to encroach on human art, the true uniqueness of our creativity is becoming ever clearer

Can AI be creative? Machine learning mechanisms are based on predictability and following instructions โ€“ anathema to making truly great art, which at its core is โ€˜an affirmation of human existenceโ€™, as Richard Beard argues in this passionate Essay

23.01.2026 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BBC Radio 4 - Short Works, A Whole Giant's Daughter Quest Thing by Jo Lloyd An original short work for radio by Jo Lloyd. Read by Alexander Vlahos.

I have a new story on BBC Radio 4 - Friday 23 Jan - and then on catchup

Elevator pitch - a comedy about love, entropy and a ceremonial badger

Iโ€™d love for you to give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

22.01.2026 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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'Eton Avenue from a Window' Belsize Park by William Ratcliffe (1870-1955)

(Private collection)

22.01.2026 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks so much to library book borrowers for borrowing my books especially Danny Chung Does Not Do Maths (taken out 2000 times) and Keep Dancing, Lizzie Chu (1000 times). PLR public lending rights is amazing! Please use your local libraries!

19.01.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looking to write a memoir in 2026?

Look no further than 'Into being' by @lilydunn.bsky.social, a new book that shares the secrets of writing a new, transformative kind of memoir.

Available from all good bookshops, and currently 40% off in our January Sale!
#amwriting #writing #booksky

06.01.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or not on the flyer. RSVP: hello@themewscoachworks.com

05.01.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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London, next Wednesday, will be discussing and demonstrating the Universal Turing Machine, then inventing a bingo/literary quiz using the squares. Unmissable. RSVP details on flyer.

05.01.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The works of Keith Ridgway: Dooneen, A Shock, Hawthorn & Child, Animals, The Parts, Standard Time, Horses, The Long Falling

The works of Keith Ridgway: Dooneen, A Shock, Hawthorn & Child, Animals, The Parts, Standard Time, Horses, The Long Falling

Keith Ridgwayโ€™s โ€˜Dooneenโ€™ is an engrossing queer-in-all-ways thriller, an insurgent near-future haunting of our present, a vivid reimagining of Dublin, and a love and a loss story. Published @fitzcarraldoeds.bsky.social and @ndbooks.bsky.social June 2026.

26.12.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catherine Fox on Ian Marchant.

14.12.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A misty dawn at Diggers

13.12.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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keeping warm in the boat

12.12.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started reading _George Perecโ€™s Geographies: Material, Performative and Textual Spaces_ โ€” and itโ€™s not working out right, I am highlighting or bookmarking every page.

02.12.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pig by Andrew Cowan

Pig by Andrew Cowan

Thirty years ago, in December 1995, I was reading Pig by Andrew Cowan which I remember being quite impressed by. I went on to read Common Ground but nothing since.

01.12.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anti AI writing project.
universalturingmachine.co.uk

28.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Decided instead of promoting my own crap today Iโ€™d like to help others instead. Feel free to share your newsletters and independent gigs or even some story you wrote and Iโ€™ll repost some

28.11.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Ian Marchant obituary Writer, performer and broadcaster with a talent for being interested in everything and a particular fascination with British counterculture

I wrote an obituary for my friend Ian Marchant, despite his resistance to ever being contained. I miss him.
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

24.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Ian Marchant obituary Writer, performer and broadcaster with a talent for being interested in everything and a particular fascination with British counterculture

I wrote an obituary for my friend Ian Marchant, despite his resistance to ever being contained. I miss him.
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

24.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Just downloaded a video-making app, so hereโ€™s my first effort with itโ€ฆ

13.11.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Lure of Class Produced and presented by Byline Times The Lure of Class Join the team behind the independent investigative newspaper Byline Times for an evening of stimulating discussion to help us understand the

Tonight. Ten quid. Bargain.
cockpitdirect.gn.apc.org/show/the_lur...

10.11.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get your tickets in advance for 'The Lure of Class' on November 10th (once again at London's Cockpit Theatre) here: tickets.thecockpit.org.uk/sales/shows/...

14.10.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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