'The unarguable lucidity of genius.' That's what I thought, so that's what I said.
19.02.2026 21:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@richbeard.bsky.social
Writer of novels and memoirs, including The Universal Turing Machine. https://universalturingmachine.co.uk/
'The unarguable lucidity of genius.' That's what I thought, so that's what I said.
19.02.2026 21:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Following Chloe Hadjimatheouโs exposรฉ of The Salt Path in the Observer, I will be in discussion with Chloe and Julian Baggini at Julian's Philosophy salon in Bristol on Sunday 22 Feb at 4:30pm. Does truth matter in this case and others? www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk/whats-on/phi...
15.02.2026 15:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Aeon publishes hard-won knowledge from real people who have grappled deeply with their subjects. And everything is free to access โ a commitment that we can make only because of the small percentage of our readers who donate. Will you join those generous supporters? Donate here: aeon.co/donate
10.02.2026 11:01 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wrote about the Salt Pathย โ and why it's a problem for authors, and publishing more widely โ for the Sunday Times
10.02.2026 11:10 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Forgive me banging on about this story again - but should you wish to download it, today's the last day (from link below, or Spotify, Apple, etc) - then it's only available on BBC Sounds
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
This is a brilliant reading of my piece in @aeon.co - and much more succinct.
01.02.2026 16:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0'When Turing was deep in thought, according to his biographer Andrew Hodges, he used to scratch his side-parted hair and make a squelching noise with his mouth.'
Some thoughts for @aeon.co on Alan Turing, and other creative artists.
Goldsmiths Prize 2015 shortlistee, @richbeard.bsky.social, on 'the miracle of human artistic selection' and much more in @aeon.co
aeon.co/essays/sure-...
"Familiar word combinations are assembled into almost convincing sentences, a tired use of language formerly called out as clichรฉ. LLMs are clichรฉ machines, trained on a resilient human weakness for generating maximum content with minimum effort." aeon.co/essays/sure-...
#llm #writing
@aeon.co asked me to write about the incursion of AI into the creative arts, and why my memoir project The Universal Turing Machine stands up for all that is good and right. I'll do what I can, I said.
aeon.co/essays/sure-...
Can AI be creative? Machine learning mechanisms are based on predictability and following instructions โ anathema to making truly great art, which at its core is โan affirmation of human existenceโ, as Richard Beard argues in this passionate Essay
23.01.2026 11:30 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have a new story on BBC Radio 4 - Friday 23 Jan - and then on catchup
Elevator pitch - a comedy about love, entropy and a ceremonial badger
Iโd love for you to give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
'Eton Avenue from a Window' Belsize Park by William Ratcliffe (1870-1955)
(Private collection)
Thanks so much to library book borrowers for borrowing my books especially Danny Chung Does Not Do Maths (taken out 2000 times) and Keep Dancing, Lizzie Chu (1000 times). PLR public lending rights is amazing! Please use your local libraries!
19.01.2026 14:45 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looking to write a memoir in 2026?
Look no further than 'Into being' by @lilydunn.bsky.social, a new book that shares the secrets of writing a new, transformative kind of memoir.
Available from all good bookshops, and currently 40% off in our January Sale!
#amwriting #writing #booksky
Or not on the flyer. RSVP: hello@themewscoachworks.com
05.01.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0London, next Wednesday, will be discussing and demonstrating the Universal Turing Machine, then inventing a bingo/literary quiz using the squares. Unmissable. RSVP details on flyer.
05.01.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The works of Keith Ridgway: Dooneen, A Shock, Hawthorn & Child, Animals, The Parts, Standard Time, Horses, The Long Falling
Keith Ridgwayโs โDooneenโ is an engrossing queer-in-all-ways thriller, an insurgent near-future haunting of our present, a vivid reimagining of Dublin, and a love and a loss story. Published @fitzcarraldoeds.bsky.social and @ndbooks.bsky.social June 2026.
26.12.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Catherine Fox on Ian Marchant.
14.12.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A misty dawn at Diggers
13.12.2025 06:14 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0keeping warm in the boat
12.12.2025 05:40 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I started reading _George Perecโs Geographies: Material, Performative and Textual Spaces_ โ and itโs not working out right, I am highlighting or bookmarking every page.
02.12.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pig by Andrew Cowan
Thirty years ago, in December 1995, I was reading Pig by Andrew Cowan which I remember being quite impressed by. I went on to read Common Ground but nothing since.
01.12.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anti AI writing project.
universalturingmachine.co.uk
Decided instead of promoting my own crap today Iโd like to help others instead. Feel free to share your newsletters and independent gigs or even some story you wrote and Iโll repost some
28.11.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 350 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 100 ๐ 5I wrote an obituary for my friend Ian Marchant, despite his resistance to ever being contained. I miss him.
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
I wrote an obituary for my friend Ian Marchant, despite his resistance to ever being contained. I miss him.
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
Just downloaded a video-making app, so hereโs my first effort with itโฆ
13.11.2025 05:43 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tonight. Ten quid. Bargain.
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Get your tickets in advance for 'The Lure of Class' on November 10th (once again at London's Cockpit Theatre) here: tickets.thecockpit.org.uk/sales/shows/...
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