Salari

Hey lovers come, spend this Galentine's Day with me - the sexiest boy on Twitch (as you can tell), as I play the season finale of The Wolf Among Us

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That is... a bit baffling. It's not even a good method because it wouldn't cook the chicken's surface as well, especially if it has skin on. It's another one of those things where some people are oddly reluctant to follow instructions, even though it's easy enough 😩

Sure, but for the sake of responsibility and not just engagement, I feel it should be titled something along the lines of "Here's why you should preheat your oven every time".

A YouTube thumbnail with the title "do you really need to pre-heat the oven?"

I'll save you 10 minutes: Yes. You absolutely do need to preheat your oven. Baking instructions account for the amount of time spent AT temperature, not however long it takes to REACH it

I haven't watched the video, but this shouldn't even be a question unless you want to flirt with food poisoning.

It's stream time, so don't disappoint Curie and not show up. She holds grudges.

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If you'd like to make this cat happy, then watch my stream. I'm going live right now:

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Unlike our old place, we actually get more natural light through our windows in our new home, and the cats love it 🌞

I know, I hate this is what life is now. We're all under the thumb of Big Protein.

I'm so tired of trying to eat my bodyweight in protein every day. We should be freed from this burden, this is no way to live. How did this happen?

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Hey, so I'm back to streaming again after an exhausting move, but now I have much better internet, and a whole room to myself, so come along and say hi innit?

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30. Now that my wife and I finally have a house, I'm looking forward to one day having a dog, since I've really missed having one around.

She'll be a murderer who uses her detective skills to cover them up. I put just as much effort into that idea than these people did with those horror movies.

A poster for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"

A poster for "Screamboat"

I think it's great that so many well known characters and IPs are entering the public domain, but can we do more than just create edgy horror movies with them that end up being the lowest quality slop imaginable?

29. I love the snow. It makes everything look new, and at nighttime when it's quiet it's a sense of stillness and calm that can't be beat.

So it's a shame that I moved to a state where snow is now rare 😭

28. People who interrupt others. I get that it can be necessary when something's important, but if you talk over someone because you don't feel like letting them finish their sentence then you're a garbage person.

27. Probably Community. God knows how many times I've watched it through, but it's always entertaining.

26. Be a decent person (to everyone), take your time to learn about me, and be passionate about the things that matter to you.

25. Numerous family members, but without getting into details, it ain't gonna happen.

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24. I wouldn't say this is stuck in my head, but if I was put on the spot I could probably belt this out
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23. I love dogs of all types. If I go to a party and the host has a dog, I'm gonna be hanging out with it my entire time there.

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22. Season 1 of The Chair Company. Hilarious and very weird.
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Help me finish this up, I just need 9 more.

21. Spit. It's gross, unsanitary, and vulgar. I can't describe how repulsed I feel when I see someone spit.

20. Sure, the universe is way, way too big for Earth to be the only place to have lifeforms. The odds of there NOT being aliens are almost non-existent. However I don't believe we've ever been visited by them.

19. Erm, I don't think I have the self-esteem to answer that. I've been told I have nice eyes, but I've also been told I have very sad eyes. 🤷

18. If I wasn't in the middle of moving to another home, then maybe the Netherlands or Norway.

17. Actions are infinitely more valuable than words.

16. I'm really not picky, so long as I'm comfortable then I'm fine. A good sized kitchen, decent storage and fast internet is a bonus though.

15. I'd say baking, playing/practicing guitar, games, movies, writing and reading. One day I'd like to get back into drawing, too.

14. I care about what people close to me think of me. Strangers and people on the Internet - namely those who go out of their way to make you feel like garbage - absolutely not. They don't know me, so why should it matter?