If you were my wife I’d make this pic my lockscreen
05.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@cusmile72.bsky.social
Level 35 “I’m tired, boss. Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other.”
If you were my wife I’d make this pic my lockscreen
05.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Done!
01.10.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was the best song on that album besides American Idiot
01.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh HELL YEAH!!
26.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glasses
25.09.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow!!😍😍
25.09.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not at all 😍😍
24.09.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is 35. Happy belated birthday to me
P.S. these started growing years ago, but felt appropriate to show off now lol
When you have to direct their every move. It’s like making love to a mannequin lol
19.09.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh that’s a big yay
17.09.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reese’s Oreos are the superior Oreo
12.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d probably let out a girlish scream then go, “oh my” lol
12.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could go for one as well
09.09.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pizza is the only food that tastes good the day after. This is not up for debate
06.09.2025 21:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ma’am I’m not even trying to resist you
06.09.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t argue with that 😍😍
04.09.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can definitely see the resemblance to Dolly
03.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ma’am, same 😍😍
03.09.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He looks like he’s seen some shit lol
02.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You lowkey look like a cross between Liv Tyler and Faruzia Balk. I like that
02.09.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a simple man; I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my fan on while I sleep
02.09.2025 01:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, it’s not wrong lol
02.09.2025 01:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ice cream cake, hell yeah!
12.08.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
03.06.2025 12:35 — 👍 19836 🔁 14848 💬 368 📌 712Two-panel image using characters from the animated TV show Futurama. In the first panel, characters including Fry, Zoidberg, and Bender stand beside Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, who says, “THAT’S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING.” A search bar with the text “Ask Meta AI anything” is overlaid above Fry’s head. In the second panel, Professor Farnsworth angrily responds, “ASK IT TO FUCK OFF,” with characters Amy and Hermes looking surprised beside him. The setting is a room decorated with Christmas trees and lights.
I signed up for Facebook 15 years ago and over the years they’ve automatically forced instagram, threads, and now this thing
09.05.2025 19:35 — 👍 523 🔁 94 💬 12 📌 1An image of Sonic the Hedgehog that reads “Sorry, I don’t associate with TRASH” with each letter of the word representing another word: Transphobes, Racists, Ableists, Sexists, Homophobes.
here’s a thing I made a while back if u wanna use it (given recent events)
10.11.2024 20:44 — 👍 4240 🔁 2127 💬 31 📌 18A cartoon image of Leonardo, a Ninja Turtle with blue accents and a katana smiling broadly.
Finally. A pope for *US*. 😭
08.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0