Tolerable Adult

* motions to everything *

screenshot-slash-meme of the November 2021 Michelle Goldberg-penned article, famously and appropriately titled "We Should All Know Less About Each Other"

How much longer are people going to pretend Sebastian Maniscalco is funny?

I truly doubt the relevance of any person who spends 42 years at the same job

"I can grab whatever i want. I own you!"

- Me, to my dog...and presidents to underage girls

I used to work with a person who has been missing in the forest for the last couple weeks and, knowing how he is, i absolutely believe he would fake this disappearance to get out of doing work

Remember when we just talked about Elon's weird dick? I kinda miss those days. We should get back to that.

Richest guy, weirdest dick.

I mean, isn't "age of consent" really just a state of mind?

"What if we were so racist that we're cool with raping children"

- Every trump supporter

Living with someone who makes the worst smelling food is absolute torture

Normalize loudly booing at children's plays

MTG has been replaced by a democratic clone funded by George Soros

As a lover of goat meat this sounds pretty good

We've reached the regret level of my alcoholism

If you love them, leave them alone.

If there is one thing I've learned throughout my life time it's nothing

I support this if it means i get to see less dicks, men in diapers, and furies

I'm not smart, right? Like, none of this knowledge or problem solving has anything to do with intelligence...this is all just common sense?

Man, remember when people used to just die? Like, you'd wake up and someone you know was dead.

I miss those days

Finally white people are going to have a safe place to go

A job where i don't want to strangle everyone/everything

Jeez, can't a person just give away all their worldly possessions without you making a whole "thing" about it?

How you gonna be happy to be alive?

Have any racist, sexist, overweight, old, white, vagina-neck conservatives died recently?

How do i get in touch with MacKenzie Scott to tell her how much i love her?

I should make a "He's Dead!" flag now in anticipation

Sorry, but i was raised to be combative

Being a white guy must be great just because you can reply to any post on any platform and expect that people will care what you have to say

Bipolar, schizophrenic, or just plain forgetful? The world may never know

Happy No Kings Day y'all