@misworded.bsky.social
Just your regular riot ⚰️ NorCal life 🌴 New England heart 🖤 Bangers (?) — tinyurl.com/2s4kwarv Pure posts — tinyurl.com/3barjdmw
My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
11.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 69 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0I’m doing this exercise right now where I ask others 5 things they like about me. It’s supposed to help me feel better about myself. This is what my baby said:
1. You’re nice
2. You take good care of me
3. I love playing with you
4. I love snuggling with you
5. I love when you tuck me in
🥰😭💔
Normalize loudly booing at children's plays
08.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1Reformed Degenerate™
07.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another one to be filed under “people I used to know”
07.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STOP BRINGING YOUR (NON-SERVICE) DOGS PLACES
27.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kill him 🙂
21.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🔪🔪🔪
21.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh lovely. Just what today needed. Landscapers. 😭🔫
21.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brunch dick. It's like regular dick but it's served with mimosas
07.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0There are other freaks like me! Hooray!
18.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it normal to only watch one show for two years? No? Okay.
18.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
18.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 36251 🔁 8090 💬 606 📌 505You may not like it now
But you’ll love it forever
Powerful shit, yo
02.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard the exact message I needed to hear at today’s meeting. God works in mysterious ways.
01.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am going to a meeting today.
01.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Saxophones don’t belong in rap music.”
01.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marriage has been a net loss so far. I feel lied to by society as a whole. We better get a significant break come tax time or this will all be for naught.
01.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being so boring you talk about golf you watched
12.09.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Being a Christ follower is fun because you get to read the Bible, understand the teaching of Jesus is love above all else, and then you get to hear from Christians that you're not hating the right people
13.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Still not dead?
Still not dead
It's okay to celebrate bad things happening to bad people
21.09.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just you, dude
01.10.2025 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my greatest strengths is my natural combative attitude
25.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If i can't do something maliciously i won't bother doing it
25.09.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Are you sure? Did you try it yourself? How can you be so sure it won’t work?
01.10.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sometimes wonder what it is about that show that bothers me so much, and I think it comes down to the one-dimensional stereotypes of nerds that it perpetuates. Real nerds have more depth than those characters. It also depicts Sheldon’s autism as a burden on his friends, which is messed up IMHO.
01.10.2025 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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