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im getting ai slop ads of a german sheppherd like the same bullshit campaign with different slop images

wife can bite me as hard as star likes but i have to be so careful biting her so i dont give her rabies

one week til my wife can bite me again

i let her hit cos he asks the emoji aquarium account to give the fish a little house to live in

im hungry but this house has no meaningful food in it rn (we went an extra week without shopping and my mom ordered groceries earlier today)

i want you

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.

And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

look at my wifes cosplays

LESS THAN!!!!! FIVE DAYS!!!!!

AH. AH. AH. AH. I JUST REALISED I GET TO BE WITH MY WIFE VERY SOON AFTER OUR FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

miku x hello kitty is an awesome couple cosplay we are so cool

her cishet white ass..............

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

“You can’t like that FICTIONAL character! They did bad things!”

Yeah and they looked hot doing it what’s ur point?

beginner artists please don’t ever let anyone gaslight you into thinking textured hair and black features are harder to draw than straight hair and Eurocentric features

reminder that consuming healthy things with something thats not as healthy should not be shameful because if it makes it easier to consume it then thats better than not consuming it at all 🫶

a drawn feller reaction where they can barely contain their derangement and theyre blushing with hearts around them and there are linea indicating theyre trembling

rembered when my wife told me despite it having been a while since id showered he still really liked the way i smell

maya fey you are my favourite ace attorney character 🫶

interest makes it so much more difficult to pay it off

i just dont think loans should have interest

ini miney ive grown quite fond of you

NO???????

YOU HAVE ASS FEET??????????

haiii 🐈

before transitioning during ages like 10 to coming out at 13 i struggled with womens underwear so bad sensory wise i dont like the feeling of snug fit underwear especially pressing against my crotch so boxers were an utter game changer for me

i sometimes wanna dm bloomfs cos i see smthn that reminds me of them and wanna show it to them but idk boundaries and if thats ok and also im awkward

if anything wear sleep shorts or loose boxers i love you boxers

when i say oomf i usually mean one of my friends i rarely use it to mean one of my followers :3 ALSO EIGHT YEARS IS CRAZY

its so sick and twisted you cant pat tarantulas

so ace attorney pilled when oomf messaged me saying ace frehley died i read it as ace attorney died and felt a moment of genuine grief as if ace attorney was a real person and not a video game franchise