Torqolbo!

And just like that, the term chupacabrasseater sprang into being.

Nate silver thinks bluesky is too woke but Nate silver is also an imbecile so, y’know, pinch of salt with that one

They can have my wakizashi when they pry it from my cold, dead abdomen

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The way that I was raised, being Jewish meant believing that every human life was sacred; to save a single human life meant saving all of humanity. That no law or ritual was more important than saving a single human life.

It's unfathomable that any Jew can accept what Israel is doing in Gaza.

These are absolutely wonderful.⭐️

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

We are desperately concerned for our journalists in Gaza, who are increasingly unable to feed themselves and their families. For many months, these independent journalists have been the world's eyes and ears on the ground in Gaza. They are now facing the same dire circumstances as those they are covering. Journalists endure many deprivations and hardships in warzones. We are deeply alarmed that the threat of starvation is now one of them. We once again urge the Israeli authorities to allow journalists in and out of Gaza. It is essential that adequate food supplies reach the people there. Joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters

BREAKING: JOINT STATEMENT FROM REUTERS, BBC NEWS, ASSOCIATED PRESS & AFP.

Warning that their staff face death by starvation in Gaza.

Horrifying and unprecedented.

I hereby goad you into doing this.

One of the Joes should be Jumpscare. And then at roll call they're all like, "Jumpscare? Is Jumpscare here? Where the hell could that--" And then much later in the episode, "AAUGH!" as he appears in the mirror behind the door.

Mike Judge predicted something a lot like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0b_...

Superman's less fortunate cousin was launched from Krypton in a crystal boomerang.

The rain in Toronto
Falls mainly onto
The things that it want to

Irish tourist jailed by Ice for months after overstaying US visit by three days: ‘Nobody is safe’ Exclusive: For roughly 100 days, Thomas says he faced harsh detention conditions, despite agreeing to deportation

An Irish tourist in the U.S. tore his calf and was advised by a doctor not to fly due to the risk of blood clots. He tried to contact DHS to notify them. But when he had overstayed his visa by three days ICE arrested him. He spent 100 days in jail. (And it all started way before Trump took office.)

Check out my new cookery book you guys. It's called 'Fuck It, Get Takeout' and it's just 300 blank pages that you can tear out to use as napkins.

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
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Should be noted that there's a lot of 'denied' and 'alleged' in this story, so if you wanna take your chances, it's your unalienable right to do so.

‘Unsafe’: Popeyes accused of using supplier that stored chicken in residential garages A lawsuit filed against Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen is accusing the fried chicken chain of buying “unsafe” meat from an unauthorized seller that was allegedly storing and packaging raw chicken in reside...

I've had Popeyes maybe twice since this story broke. Gotta learn to keep up with more local news. Also: yikes.

Everything Everywhere One at a Time!

I will volunteer that I did watch EEAAO twice.

David Corenswet is really doing the work

Le Casa de Portuale in Naples, Italy, by Architect Aldo Loris Rossi r/brutalism

movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs (no sw, st, or lotr)

what actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Oh, just one sprang to mind...

A cartoon illustration of a deranged burning sun climbing through the window of a man's bedroom. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."

One of those days. #grickledoodle #sun #heatwave #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes TV Common Side Effects Season 1 Trailer

RECOMMENDATION!
This one might've flown under your radar.
A richer show than the trailer suggests. Just lovely.

The documentary made me want to watch the Pee-Wee Christmas special. (Still haven't got around to it, though, just the full Grace Jones clip, which is worth a watch.)

Did that AI have the same voice as the dude's wife?