mandy spirito

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: gritty truly represents the soul of our city.

These thirty seconds show a scandal of unbelievable proportion and it might as well never have happened. Just sucked into the vacuum of history immediately. I can't dwell on it or I'll go crazy.

i never feel more like a roaster than when i read a complicated brewing recipe and i’m like - i ain’t doing that.

blessed 2 have a barista competitor for a husband

"On the last episode of his show before he was killed," Kirk told "his audience, falsely, that “one in 22 Black men will be a murderer in their lifetime” and that “by age of 23, half of all Black males have been arrested and not enough of them have been arrested.”

it’s safe to say the brainworm is leading hhs.

It has been wild to see what were always the two most paranoid pro-Second Amendment scenarios—the government snatching people away and sending occupying armies into communities—literally happen this year, to the delight of conservatives

i have nothing to report lately except that i’m overworked and managed the saturday crossword in 5:10.

how do we think he’s doing right now

new york does not have a cheesesteak and it never will. this timeline is seriously cursed.

the waterboy lolol

from 1981, but could be from 2021: "Costello LP pleases fans but no one else"

eternal headlines dept.

Five bunnies sit in a row facing a wall, observing a banana taped to it. The middle three bunnies wear small colored berets.

i’ll bite

I'm not going to stop saying this. We need to stop calling it "deporting." It may not always be fair or humane, but deportation has a process. And it means you're sent back to where you came from. These people are being trafficked and sold to slave prisons. Not deported.

angrily watches pasolini

Here’s one for @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social

A portion of John Quincy Adams' Amistad argument before SCOTUS: "I will not recur to the Declaration of Independence--your Honors have it implanted in your hearts--but one of the grievous charges brought against George III. was, that he had made laws for sending men beyond seas for trial. That was one of the most odious of those acts of tyranny which occasioned the American revolution. The whole of the reasoning is not applicable to this case, but I submit to your Honors that, if the President has the power to do it in the case of Africans, and send them beyond seas for trial, he could do it by the same authority in the case of American citizens. By a simple order to the marshal of the district, he could just as well seize forty citizens of the United States, on the demand of a foreign minister, and send them beyond seas for trial before a foreign court."

Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant

Replace every all-star game with a Nations tournament PLEASE

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i’m sure brad’s fine but i hate him.

YouTube video by The Onion Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network

While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

completely cool and chill how the nature of how coffee commodity prices operate means that Trump can potentially never actually levy a tariff but still will drive coffee prices through the roof (happy to explain further for anyone not well versed in how the C market operates)

nothing went to plan today. was relieved after 14 hours working. came home only to step right into a pile of cat poop. cleaned it up, sat down, a notification pops up: necas traded to avs.

angrily wrong. i’m wondering if i just accidentally found myself in a conservative map group.

3.5 hours to rome on the a1 from florence and orvieto is a beautiful stop on the way. just sayin.