@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
It's not what was needed it's the "special boy" image he wants to cultivate.
He is too stupid to realize no one cares about him
America should dominate the sport of biathalon. I mean, ski through the woods, light shit up with a .22, and haul ass out before the cops show up. How American can you get? This isn’t a sport; it’s juvenile delinquency in a dozen US states. 🤪🤪🤪
08.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How drunk are Olympic Luge athletes?
08.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Curling shouldn't be the only sport where they mic the athletes. I wanna hear the luge-ers scream in terror the whole time
07.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 378 🔁 25 💬 14 📌 4Hell yea
08.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are still decent people in the world
08.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I reject every current argument for why we "need ICE."
No...we don't. That's bullshit. What we need...is someone who respects the United States Constitution in the White House.
Lets see, ICE or socialized medicine?
I bet option 2 is cheaper as well
I think I'll go eat some rancid raccoon bodies out of a landfill instead
08.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Miller is Trump's de-facto Minister of Propaganda.
Mussolini had one too. His own son-in-law. Eventually Musso turned on him, had him arrested and executed.
Historically, despots get so paranoid they think everyone around them is out to get them.
None of them realize that they are one smelly orange shart away from being purged like a bad colonoscopy prep.
Trump is loyal to noone
I really don't like board games.
They think that's the reason I am dodging pictionary tonight.
The truth is that I am too high to breathe on my own. It's taking every ounce of concentration I have to remember to breathe.
I was really hoping that Elon Musk would be moving to Mars this year.
07.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 159 🔁 19 💬 17 📌 0Apparently him and Thiel are having a "ketamine off" to see whose head explodes first from huge doses of ketamine....
08.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the birthday of Wayne Allwine, who was the voice of Mickey Mouse for over 30 years. His wife Russi Taylor voiced Minnie Mouse about as long. I must confess I'm morbidly curious about what their sex life sounded like. I certainly hope it was hilariously vulgar.
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I love my baby goat vids
08.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are trying..
Trust me...
Amen!!!
08.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing like an epic nut punch after you tried to cold cock someone from behind.
08.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Microwave Dave has joined the big band upstairs—playin’ that slide guitar!
08.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 865 🔁 46 💬 35 📌 1Absolutely. What is good for the goose, is good for the gander
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Kirk is, Kirk...
Everyone, not Just Spock, is drawn to him like a primordial force of raw 60's sensuality
Pretty sure a stroke is going to remove him before we get around to putting a stop to his madness
08.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A little "police harassment" that the rest of us deal with would be nice here ..
Just a random stop or two by local PD
Ted is sweating his next election...
Texas is actually tired of his dumb ass in a state full of political dumb asses
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
Someone obviously found Elon's ketamine stash....
These guys are starting to reek of cocaine psychosis...
Deep frying? One whole beast.
Hot wings/baking? Parts
