The RedRoach

Are you still talking about the BIGGEST political scandal of all-time EPSTEIN & how the president of the United States is connected to the most notorious child-sex-trafficker ever AND is covering up his own involvement???!!!

Good.

#RememberTheUnderageVICTIMS 💔

A bat-eared fox kit.

It's monday! Start your week with #plompy.

Anything he can do to make you stop thinking about how he likes to fuck non adults

Ok this is my laugh for the night.

If a soul was a measurable thing, you couldn't squeeze a single drop of soul out of any of these three

we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid

This has got to be humiliating for these FBI agents. These people have gone through a lot to become an agent -- they are not ICE thugs hired off the street because they have a tendency toward abuse of power and Stephen Miller needs some shock troops.

"Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body"

Today my heart left for Kindergarten.

I'm a mess

Nothing says Peace Prize like deploying armed troops to the streets of your cities.

It says "micro dick energy" to me, but I am probably just jealous.

Holy Fuck, Monday was rough.

Oh, I'm SO sorry, Steve. Did I interrupt you doing absolutely nothing?

I think they missed the point. Cuban does these things. The goal is for other rich dicks to do them too

I understand Andrew Cuomo is now attempting to come for Chicago, how very disgraced sex menace of him

screenshot of cover of Lives of Bitter Rain by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Lives of Bitter Rain by Adrian Tchaikovsky: this sparks joy. (Thank you yet again, @aptshadow.bsky.social!)

Missionary so we can look at each other make orgasm faces

It's really fun to tell people that reading local news here is like 10 items of innocuous shit followed by "explosions in Rotterdam hit new record, no arrests made."

Here is a smiling donkey for you to make your day. That's cute. #bluesky

The universe demands it

Hegseth posted a call to end
women’s right to vote & criminalize being gay~And they wonder why women would rather fck a porcupine on ketamine than be w them 🤦🏻‍♀️

Salesman: *Slaps top of water heater* "With this bad boy you can cry on the shower floor for 45 straight minutes"

Good morning.☕️

It's worth remembering.

If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.

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Georgia being asked to find 11,780 votes was a step to far. Texas asked to find 5 seats, gets off knees, wipes mouth & asks is that all?

Governor HotWheels doesn't have to get on his knees.

He sits at sucking height

Marriage

I’ve got my hands full, can somebody please hug this otter for me?

The only sound of freedom I recognize is the slurping noises coming from the governor's office as he gorges himself on orange dick.

If the taste of orange dick in his mouth hasn't dissuaded Abbot, trying to appeal to the hope that he has a single drop of humanity left in him is definitely going to fail.

Watched the 1994 film Nobody's Fool last night. It's got Paul Newman, Bruce Willis, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Margot Martindale... I'd never heard of it before but it's EXCELLENT. an almost painfully accurate depiction of my grandparent's generation and small town America just before oxy.

MLB pitcher Carson Whisenhunt standing on the mound. SF Giants uniform.

Carson Whisenhunt started for the SF Giants today. I only post it because he's 6'3", 215lbs, same as our President. Obviously 🙄