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Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.

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Do you know what a group of frogs is called?

AN ARMY

18.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6444    ๐Ÿ” 1833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 232    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจTo all govโ€™t employees๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

If youโ€™re attending a #NoKings march today, donโ€™t bring your fovโ€™t ID. Donโ€™t identify yourself as a govโ€™t worker no matter what level you are. Leave ALL your electronic devices at home. Every single one - they canโ€™t search what you donโ€™t have.

And BE SAFE.

18.10.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Share it around whoooooo!

17.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 262    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Stay safe people.

Protest and bring the power of the frog with you.

18.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No taxation without representation.

California needs to create an escrow account to hold federal taxes before they are passed on, and if the administration tries to take away legally appropriated funds, we pull from the escrow account.

17.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 910    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Remember sunscreen and allergy meds if youโ€™re protesting in central tx. Forecast is 95 and ragweed

17.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want some actual good crime news in your Friday news dump, I just got confirmation from the OCDA that my pre-filing diversion for my arrest for protesting is now complete and they will permanently refrain from filing criminal charges.

See you all at No Kings tomorrow!

17.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2690    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Coming soon: Odyssey of the Dragonlords: Remastered Edition An epic Greek-inspired 5E campaign updated for the 2024 rules. Challenge gods, titans, and fate itself.

If you're a 5e player, there's a big Greek myths-style campaign/setting launching shortly on Kickstarter from the same people I worked with for the Chains of Asmodeus DM's Guild module - looks fun. www.kickstarter.com/projects/arc...

17.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've all been there.

I stand by my choices.

Nonna's black eye will heal

17.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t like the person I become when thereโ€™s only one deviled egg left on the plate

17.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I had all but eliminated the memory of Gary Oldman turning into a weird CGI spider in the '98 film version of Lost in Space, and then this berk crops up on #totp

17.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomorrow, millions will be expressing their love and reverence for America by attending the No Kings protests.

Those who hate America and the Constitution will do everything they can to disparage, demonize, intimidate and assault those exercising their Constitutional freedoms.

Pick a side.

17.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no choice.

Freedom or the guillotine

17.10.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calling 30 yr old scumbuckets โ€œboysโ€ & 17 yr old victims โ€œyoung womenโ€ is misogyny on a pos ritz cracker. Release the fcking files you mushroom capped dweebiciles

17.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 676    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I've mentioned this before, but in early 1998 I was mugged, & ended up having a 'bit of a year'

Watching these '98 #totp episodes, I think I may have spent most of '98 in a coma, because I have NO recollection of some of these artists/tunes.

Or maybe I just wish I was in a coma on hearing them now

17.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ace Frehley, Kiss lead guitarist and bandโ€™s cofounder, dies aged 74 The musician died following injuries suffered during a fall in his recording studio last month

#Music #NewJukeboxCafe ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽธ

Ace Frehley, Kiss lead guitarist and bandโ€™s cofounder, dies aged 74

The musician died following injuries suffered during a fall in his recording studio last month

17.10.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smite, smote, smoot.

Hawley-Smoot is the correct conjugation I believe. (would be more so if he ever somehow ends up going against Josh Hawley...)

17.10.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao you made your bed with scum Cuomo. Don't be surprised when they fuck you.

17.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 961    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't like Curtis, but he is being more of a candidate than Cuomo is

17.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Steve is outside in the garden moaning about something. I've no idea what about because I've shut the window.

17.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 651    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Smite!!

That is the word. Mamdani Smote Cuomo with every sentence.

He put the beat down on that tired corrupt mother fudger

17.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.

17.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3820    ๐Ÿ” 913    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Please donโ€™t let fear keep you from a No Kings protest tomorrow. What we could lose in silence is so much scarier.

17.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That first sip of coffee hit like baked beans

17.10.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barely into this debate and Mamdani's already had this mic-drop:

"Why would NYers turn back to the governor who sent seniors to their death in nursing homes? What I don't have an experience, I make up for an integrity. And what you donโ€™t have in integrity, you can never make up for in experience.โ€

16.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 712    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s no longer red versus blue, itโ€™s humanity vs whatever the hell those red hat fckers are. Holy Fck ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

17.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1365    ๐Ÿ” 301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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