Aaron Rottinghaus

YouTube video by FOX Woman Gets A Harmonica Stuck In Her Mouth | 9-1-1: Lone Star

youtu.be/qSX8fRSYahs

Chris, have you seen the harmonica clip?

current O.B.A.A. theory is that Perfidia gets Lockjaw addicted to butt stuff, so he spends the second half of the movie with a plug in and that's why he walks like that.

Glad i'm not the only one who has been tricked into a closet full of Huckberry

I don't know, Globo-Chem was Pro Trans.

Claudia Cardinale in Once Upon a Time in the West

RIP Claudia Cardinale, the biggest badass in a movie that stars Charles Bronson

the real shock is that this isn't a screenshot from Barry Levinson's MAN OF THE YEAR.

Todd Marinovich for Secretary of Health

well now what the fuck is THIS shit?

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

Arch getting arm angle advice from Uncle Rico

yes, yes, I am here for a receiver named Michael Jackson doing a Michael Jackson leg kick after scoring yes yes yes.

An offense moving the football, how novel! BTFU.

didn't realize Ann Minarik worked on this!

let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success

That's just the chestburster from Spaceballs.

When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them…

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#Scriptsky #Screenwriting

Weapons was fucking awesome.

A digital illustration of The Master from the MST3K classic Manos: The Hands of Fate. He’s a guy with short, black, greasy looking hair plastered down on his head. He has a black mustache somewhat reminiscent of Freddie Mercury and he’s doing a kind of wide-eyed big frowny face. His arms are stretched out horizontally to display the full width of the black sheet-like garment he’s wearing so you can clearly see the large red handprints that stretch across it. Black lettering with red inlines above him that follows the contours of his arms and head reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about...

Now we’re cookin

Gator face, gnome pooping, ghoul, menorah, lamp

Home Depot clearly wildly struggling to figure out what my deal is

That's why I always just sent one of those Shoebox Greetings birthday cards. That old lady on there is funny as hell no weird shit about enigmas.

finally someone said it

Would you rather Mr. Bean or The OJ Verdict or untold hours of CMT?

"Grok, show me what it'd look like if that Aphex Twin mask got divorced."

Also character names in Mallrats