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Noise canceling headphones arenβt enough anymore. I want emotion canceling backpacks and existential dread canceling cargo pants.
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I used to think coffee was the βgrownupβ drink, then I thought booze was the βgrownupβ drink. Now I realize that plain old water is the actual βgrownupβ drink.
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Equal rights for others doesnβt mean fewer rights for you. Itβs not pie.
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At the end of the day, Iβd rather be excluded for who I include, than be included for who I exclude.
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βPerhaps imagination is simply intelligence having fun.β George Scialabba
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Client: βSometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.β :)
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No-one heals themselves by hurting others.
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βDisappointment is the gap that exists between expectation and realityβJohn C. Maxwell
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Imagine being the wife of one of those dudes who talks about how having a daughter finally made him realize women are people.
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We need to stop holding our body image to a standard set by men who are attracted to teenagers.
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βTeach me and I will forget, show me and I will remember, involve me and I will understand.β Confucius
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Perhaps your life isnβt actually a dumpster fire. Perhaps you are simply a transdimensional dumpster phoenix, about to rise from the ashes and you didnβt want to make a big mess.
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βInside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.β George Carlin
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Today I learned that Tokyo has an eatery called the βRestaurant of Mistaken Ordersβ (Orange Day Sengawa) and on certain days of the month, all of their servers have dementia so you never know what youβre going to get. Kind of like the cafe of life. :)
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Ignoring your partner is a way of showing them how to live without you. You might think you are punishing them, but you are often helping them adjust to a life without you.
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One of the primary indicators of a mental health struggle is simply βnot feeling like oneself.βWhen things feel off, notice what has changed.
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Many of my counseling sessions this week have been partly about the anxiety people are feeling regarding changes taking place in Washington. Itβs as if theyβre worried that bad things will happen. π³
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βNoβ is a complete sentence.
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