Ryan Kellerman

Searched "stir them beans" and this didn't even come up. 😞

You're alright man. Happy to be a dumpee. ☺️

It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦

In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed.

If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it.

Strains bounds of propriety?

Strains…bounds…of…proprietary?

Am I having a stroke?

What is happening?

Pope Benedict dunking a basketball as a bunch of old white dudes watch.

I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh.

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

What do penguins export?

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head.

Luigi Mangione Was Concerned For McDonald's Worker Who Reported Him to Police Mangione's attorneys claim he apologized for any inconvenience his arrest caused and that he hoped the employee's information would not be released.

“I apologize for the inconvenience of the day," Mangione's attorneys claim he said. “They aren’t going to put the cashier from McDonald’s information out there are they? It wouldn’t be good for her. A lot of people will be upset I was arrested.”

Deeply concerned even.

We have a dipshitocrasty.

Yea, and fopdoodle. I love that one too.

Sowwy. 😞

Rock of Damocles. 😬

He played the titular lead role as Hercules on a campy Sam Raimi television series in late 90s.

I'd say Republicans will never win an election again if they did this, but Americans have the memory span of a goldfish.

Oof. I'll stick around to see what happens, I guess.

You did the right thing. 🥲

My mom is soooo jealous right now.

Uhm. Is there an explanation for the image in the background?

How do you balance it? That little guy is an absolute beast. 😊

It sure is convenient for the already wealthy but absolutely perplexing that so many of the less than financially advantaged go for it also.

I get the feeling that once you tell them it'd benefit non-Christians too their interest would wane.

The host of this show is now Chris Hansen in my mind.

2008 financial crisis still screwing over the country. Killed homebuilding. Ballooned the debt. Destroyed a lot of faith in our institutions. Ultimately allowed wealth inequality to skyrocket as the well off and private equity, kept afloat by the bailouts, were able to feed on the carcass.