David Cook

Is underwood gonna smack Greg Gard in the head?

i know we're not really doing dierdorf and brandstatter anymore, but sometimes you just gotta get it out of your system

ahem

SAK TIME

Tommy Carr as “Tate Forcier but sane” is an all-time Fred Jacksonism, @mgoblog.bsky.social

Poor Jim, who has now his brother, his son, and a former DC who have won a Super Bowl before him

FUCK OHIO, asst coach turned NFL head coach edition

When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already.

Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.

Stretch goal for charity bowl: make @edsbs.bsky.social ski jump in JNCOs

did y'all know an iphone 12 mini can survive being run over by a car?

One of my unusual flaws that is I instinctually and very incorrectly think most thing named for people are attributed to Abraham Maslow e.g. Maslow’s taxonomy, Maslow’s gun

I think is largely because my internal dialogue in these moments is "Come on david, think!"

sometimes i can't remember what i'm supposed to be working on and i just type something like "Fhqwhgads" into Chrome until I remember

Chris Collins on all fours like a dog

When you’re getting blown out by your rival by 40+

Ok @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , but how do you say Bloomin’ Onion in Spanish?

Musical score and conductor baton

I am proof that, if you work in academia long enough and just don’t fuck it up horrendously, people will eventually let you do whatever you want (at least for one night)

BEHIND THE BACK, ANKLE BREAKER!

Michigan 84, michigan state 52 is fine

Michigan 72, michigan state 28 would also be acceptable

On pace for Michigan 80, michigan state 40x which seems optimal

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

music theory I
music theory II
music theory III
music theory IV
Counterpoint

Sometimes people who attack the day with enthusiasm think they hit a triple, but they didn’t

Is it too weird to eat leftover chicken and dumplings for breakfast? Asking for myself

The best defensive coordinator Michigan has ever had

I thought real friends would have stayed healthy

I have yet to crack the military-level secret of “how the fuck they hire summer camp faculty”

Everyone from there I’ve ever asked says to look on their employment website (they allegedly post every year), but I’ve never seen anything

It would look like me staying home with the sous chef, who is coughing and running a fever

Oh wait, that’s exactly what I’m doing today

It was from a lunchable, fwiw

A sample of ham at Costco

Hample

God damn HSR, I am NEVER gonna read hiter right

Nice to see the basketball team of the football 1997 National Champions win today