Isoraldeine 70

My go to classroom management strategy is saying "I beg of you"

Can we all forget that I was wearing rimless glasses for 6 months. We have a divine task to focus on

In America the doctors let you die of cancer but devote their livelihoods to finding you the perfect strain of methamphetamine

I'm pretty competent these days thanks to a decade of being a fuck up, fucking up, getting punished for my fuck ups

Now why the hell was I fourteen years old reading Party Monster. Well, because it was funny

I bet it feels so good to project issues with your husband onto your kids

It sounds so self absorbed but I really believe I'm only passing my classes because all my teachers are lesbians with a soft spot for my devil may care attitude

Thank you!

Spent $30 to learn you can't fix a bad perfume base by adding musks and woody ambers. But maybe if I added a woody material with amber nuance....

RIP Michael Parenti, you were a real one. Let us mourn him with a brief clip from the legendary Yellow Parenti speech. He will be missed.

WHY did god put this unyielding desire in me to roughhouse

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

If you would have sex with a clone of yourself, you're weird. As always I am the exception

I tell people i'm leaving new york and theyre like yeah new york is tough. No. I am moving somewhere with triple the population and everything is in chinese. Never do this again

Drunk as fuck googling "women's business clothes"

I need some ideas on things I can do for attention. Being bad maybe?

At my job I'm like "I'll be damned....x equals negative 50......"

I believe with hard work I can become bluesky's first e-girl

If I'm going to buy something from you the least you can do is lie to me about it

Teaching pre-intermediate English to adults is really not that hard

3 if I'm being honest

Everything else in my life has been easy so I assume giving birth will be just the same. My hubris? Hm? Why would I be laid low by that?

I'm still young enough to threaten children with "I'm going to bake you into a pie" without it being seen as a credible threat

I was doing this in my dream last night

They want me to focus all my energy on korean skincare and yes a lot of it is, but the desire to swing on someone is still there

I'm always texting my friends like "check out this monkey video I just sent you. I think you'll like what you see...."

if i was god none of it would be goin down like this i can tell you that much

You're 200 IQ for this one

I have the same shade of red box dye sitting in my closet talking to me like the green goblin mask