Khatoblepas

Mowing the lawn seems to happen so much in American media but I'll be honest, I've never seen it happen here. Nobody is out there mowing their lawns.

American lawns are weird. In the UK you don't really have to do much with grass. It's just kind of there, it grows slowly and looks after itself. But in the US you have to mow it a lot, it goes brown and it dies if you don't use fertiliser?? You use weedkiller on it so there's no clover?? Baffling.

I mean, I can help make a normal sized ref sheet if you want.

Humans are fucking weird, man, I'll never understand how they think.

I mean, I'd believe it, but surely not at the sheer scale of this. Literally everyone in charge can't all be THAT incompetent. Or can they.....?

They aren't funding any industries, they're just making it impossible to import goods into America. So I'm guessing, probably a move to become more isolationist and foment aggression towards other countries for "not being fair"? But it's done so fucking incompetently. I just don't understand.

Listen, I know Trump is a fucking idiot. But I can't believe that /nobody/ in this administration has a plan for enacting fascism. They can't just be falling ass first into it every single time.

So I ask, what does blocking off mail from foreign countries do for their plan?

Keep us updated, get well soon! <3

This fucking chungus idiot

"but I'll eat you anyw--"
Silence, I cast:
Flesh to Stone
Transmute Rock to Mud
Purify Food and Water.
And then I drink a cup of you.

Almost! Wetherspoons isn't an Indian chain restaurant, it's a British chain pub. Curry club is their cheap curry offering for lunch, it's usually something anglicised like a tikka masala or vindaloo. It's going down to the pub for lunch.

Lights off sounds like a recipe for getting an elbow in the nose.

What's more important, jeans or having a gigantic belly.

Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst!

"AI, why is HOUSE in red every time it's written."
"What is the minotaur"
"Is the level of reality displayed in the review of the movie in the book higher or lower than the story about the man finding a new room in his house."

Ai could never.

I miss Mai in general, I wish I could keep in touch with him. He's such a sweet guy!! When he's not being a very very evil feeder. x3

Cute!!

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Yo, Koudelka? I haven't seen anyone talk about that in ages!

Just adlib at the moment, but I can make other drivers if I find out how.

Oh god no I'm not a composer. I wouldn't know where to begin.

Hooray! I worked out how to stop memory corruption in my engine! And music works!

Code problems:
80% typos
10% logic errors
255% compiler switch is wrong

The only kind of streamer who wants their actively watching audience to go down.... their throat.

Just pirate it

evergreen

Fell asleep listening to the handmaid's tale, I don't think the protagonist repairs radios and I don't think bodies get put in the trash. That must have been a dream addition.

Forced myself to write the wrapper functions, debugging tomorrow. I hate when I have to do programming that doesn't have a visual result.

Tweets you can hear (it's the landing sound from FFXIV)

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