@markovchains.bsky.social
plastic surgery should be free and temporary i work 2 jobs
more messages from my evil younger brother
07.02.2026 14:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
05.02.2026 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
coworkerβs glasses have improved my vision but also make me look like sarah palin, so at what cost?
26.01.2026 04:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never let someone stop you from doing literally whatever you want
24.01.2026 05:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why am i sounding like the 40 year old woman who voiced all the nancy drew video games
17.01.2026 09:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the subhuman troglodyte known as βthe coworkerβ
17.01.2026 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
your dms when you make a joke about picky eaters on tiktok
17.01.2026 09:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk why i posted this what am i talking about this isnβt me
17.01.2026 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yesβ¦ βa money laundering schemeβ
17.01.2026 05:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing theyβre doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isnβt white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
14.01.2026 14:31 β π 10396 π 4000 π¬ 149 π 185christmas is over iβm back to thinking of all the people whoβve wronged me
27.12.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0merry christmas!!
25.12.2025 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother
08.12.2025 04:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
momβs house
29.11.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone take the shot. yep. kΓ―II me
05.10.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0smoked weed in nebraska #cured
05.10.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in nebraska feeling awesome
05.10.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal
04.10.2025 04:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life
28.09.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#throwback
28.09.2025 06:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
girlfriend is ignoring me
22.09.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there are so few good people in the world
20.09.2025 08:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0x the everything app
20.09.2025 04:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius
20.09.2025 04:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idgaf about charlie kirk dying as iβm still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life
12.09.2025 08:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck this guy like genuinely
12.09.2025 06:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this guy sucks i hate him
12.09.2025 06:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he quit raw meat mashallah
09.09.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0welcome to the good vibes matrix
09.09.2025 05:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello bluesky nation
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