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Dog dad πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ•, husband πŸ‘¬, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. 🏑 'Ville & Midcoast Maine πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open ✈️ ORD 11/20-11/24

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Latest posts by kenjimallon.bsky.social on Bluesky

how much of a celebrity do they have to be? I feel like mine are all too local.

07.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ί

07.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be cool if anyone on the executive branch or Congress gave a shit about the judicial branch

06.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

06.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Walking is illegal in Florida, like gum

06.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Strictly speaking, under the law as it has always been understood, Rafael "Ted" Cruz is natural born due to his mother being American. That is *not*, however, how the regime would like to interpret the Constitution, and according to his own party's line, Cruz should be deported as an alien

06.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

One time Andy's grandma called and said "the burl, the burl, it go tickita tickita, the burl, send help"

There was a bird caught in the dryer.

06.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...it could...take care of it

06.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”

06.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and yes, it's undercoat blowout season

06.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An exhausted 65 lbs of black dog meanders home in a stupor

An exhausted 65 lbs of black dog meanders home in a stupor

After two different dog parks in the same afternoon

06.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did a ton of manual labor today and I'm exhausted, but have to press on. At least tomorrow is a day off.

06.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Storage shelves labeled upper pole, middle pole, and lower pole

Storage shelves labeled upper pole, middle pole, and lower pole

Giggles

06.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/celt...

06.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We don't know if this was political violence" sounds an awful lot like "let's not politicize this gun tragedy"

06.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really? are you really this daft?

06.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

None of the handicap symbols are down yet, and most of the cycle lane indicators too. From Beacon to Somerville Ave

06.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's only a war if there's a side that fights back

06.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh same, I feel helpless. We all know how this could end.

06.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and it's sad that the hope is that one side out incompetences the other

06.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got to hold on to these threads for hope

06.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Like he might take credit for something or someone might nominate him for an award or something

06.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the thing though, I worked for someone disturbingly like Trump and the desire to be the one in charge really does overshadow those people's success and mutes it. Miller will push something too far and get canned.

06.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans have become so desensitized to violence that I'm not sure most get the gravity of this

06.10.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

This SC judge blocked the Trump administration from getting voter data and was targeted by a top Trump aide on social media.

In Maine the Maine Wire and state GOP are targeting Shenna Bellows. She and her husband have gotten death threats. I hope nothing like this happens.

#mepolitics

06.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Dude's got no object permanence, which might be what saves us

06.10.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I know he's been on and off about the "51st state" but I hadn't heard about Greenland for a while (in fairness, I stopped watching network news in November 2024)

06.10.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we still annexing Greenland or is that forgotten?

06.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

me either and now that Cheryl Hines is who she is, I'm glad

06.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen that movie either

06.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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