Neon Jolynesis Evangelion

Its irresistible

I need her to f*ck some sense into me fr

huh?

So I basically quit all social media this year because of drama and shit, and its crazy to think people would be so rude to me when this is literally me:

Her: my boobs are weird and different sizes and I hate it

Me: *kissing, licking, sucking, and motorboating like my life depends on it*

Advanced trans studies has me saying shit like "girl bussy" unironically

Six months ago I began an experiment with my discord friends: create a channel where you may only post 1 gif, and it's updated almost daily. This channel is still thriving to this day

Catholic pope this
Catholic pope that
What about a lesbian pope? Why don't we get one of those?

I'm not really into monsters or anything unless the monster looks like a sexy lady. Then I'm all like "awoogah hono honk yeeeeeeowch" and my eyes stretch out of my head

I invented a new character. He's a pirate named Captain Pickledick and his dick is green and warty like a pickle and his catch phrase is "yarrrrr tickle me pickle, matey"

Has this ever happened to you?

So I saw Revenge of the Situ in theaters yesterday

I've been thinking about Keqing Genshin Impact a lot lately

No

So not only did I recruit Suomi, I receuited her twice

Lmao what are the odds

Sunborn, the developers of Girls Frontline, have a Chinese patent specifically for rendering stockings on women's legs in video games.

here's a clip from GFL2, tell me if you think there's some advanced stocking technology here

the top frame is Ben Shapiro with his eyes darkened, tinted red. phrases often uttered by right wing pundits appear around his head communists inner city violence China transgenders groomers Black on Black violence undocumented weekend radical leftists men disguised as women socialist healthcare larger highlighted text says they need us afraid of each other because they are afraid of us the bottom frame is The Adjustor, who slayed the United Healthcare CEO

just an observation

My fan cast for the upcoming Luigi Mangione biopic. They made need to use some of that marvel de-aging stuff on Oscar Isaac but come on, it's perfect

Gonna explore the multiverse and swap bodies with the Jolyne who can get hard without gas station boner pills

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Rise up girls, gays, and theys

I tuck all my limbs in lightly and go rolling with perfect grace and velocity down a hill that lasts forever. haha — Yes! it will be the job of sisyphus, my sexual partner, to roll me up again.

I am really loving Girl's Frontline 2, and spending time with my new waifu Groza

Its actually wild how often this happens in left-wing spaces.

Nothing wrong with some consensual foot lovin'

Deftones was my number 1 arrist too!

*looks wistfully at the night sky and takes a long draw on my cigarette* I've slorped a hundred dongs in my day but hers... hers was the most flavorful

bridget

Gun owners be like "don't tell anyone you have a firearm" and then wear shirts like this