Effing Dreamy

Raise the minimum wage to 12 lmao fuck this asshole

They wanted Trump to be the candidate in 2024 because Biden thought he had the best odds against him.

every time Bidens bad poll numbers came up in an interview he‘d say “sure they’re down but look at me compared to the other guy,” why else would his polling compared to Trump matter?

One of my cats shuns all human contact and hides most of the time but she goes absolutely insane for scratches at the base of her tail.

I’ve been mumbling “and they will find you…and they will scratch your butt” to the tune of the one new Chat Pile song all morning

I’m sorry sir, you’ve got it all wrong.

I LIKE the dark, I’m in LOVE with myself

Instead of Mega Man, the tile screen said “Greg, A Man” and that was when Greg appeared

Kymopoleia is a daughter of Poseidon who is married off to a Hundred-Handed One after they overthrow the Titans, and that is the full extent of what we know about her these days

My pick for Hades 3 protag

Hades 2 has me poking around greek mythology Wikipedia and huge missed opportunity not including Hyperion, the father of every light in the sky who hasn‘t really gotten up to much since then

Humans deserve to be, feds

dude they gotta let Eric do a season of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

i picked one up just to try it at the start of the year and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it, they feel even better

I am going to start saving up for a Yamaha revstar

Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass

Am C D F Am C E E7
Am C D F Am E Am E

when I was this early I got a lot of mileage out of House of the Rising Sun, it’s all open chords and picking practice

“Win Butler Lose Wife” is right there Breddy

Been sitting on this one for a while tbh, I think the world is ready

If you drive a Tesla
You should (REDACTED) yourself
And that makes me so jealous
Cause I’ve been depressed as hell
But when I go to end things
I remember those who love me
And you don’t have that problem
You’re so mother
Fucking
Lucky

Theyre paid to be stupid

Schumer is more valuable jailed for treason than he is sabotaging the senate, let’s do it

Broken clocks, etc

I’m like RXK mixed with Hargitay
And the songs I write are all hard to play
Got a million ladies tryna ask me
”can I suck your dick?”
I’m like “pardon, may”

They want to lose because they want Trump to punish their voters for perceived disloyalty, of course they want Cuomo

Christly

Reach out get scraped

They’re mad because they wanted to show their support for the strikes

Pittsburgh Lovecraft

Skin hanging from the frame of the beast like pierogi dough

Driven insane by a non-Euclidean intersections eldritch geometry

Fetterman Shoggoth

That ain’t blood it’s Heinz

You will never atone for yinz sinz

This shit is shameful this old gutter racist should step down and everyone who dies agrees with me is pathetic

this is why they threw the election yah

Dems threw the election in 2024 to punish ppl for disloyalty/instill enough fear that they’d be voted for in 2028 no matter what

vetoing releasing the Epstein files would look bad.

Bad enough to lose ground with supporters? Probably not but these are stupid fucking people