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You have to turn that church into a urinal immediately, too.

Tucker Devries and Michael Irvin will respond to the outcome of this game in the same way tonight.

Carson Beck didn't shake hands with anyone. Rookie mistake.

Indiana winning actually gives me hope that WVU could win someday.

Went to trivia at the casino/racetrack and walked over to watch a race. I bet on the funniest name, Caribbean Pleasure, and he won.

I was down by the finish line celebrating, and the owner told me "I don't fuckin care, get in the winner's circle and I'll take your picture with that motherfucker."

It made the last 20 minutes of LOTR- Return of the King look like a Clint Eastwood western.

This is the closest thing to the truth that I've read. You're absolutely right.

"Yeah she was a terrorist and his life was in danger so he had to shoot her" has exactly the same credibility as "he was hit by a car and dragged last year."

There's no reason to believe anything they say if they'll lie to your face about what you can see with your own eyes.

Also they're demonstrably lying about what happened yesterday, so why should we believe what they're saying happened last year?

Bill and Ted 2025, and I mean that as the highest compliment.

"During *the* World War..."

/meanwhile, in Europe

I mean, isn't this the gold standard of this phenomenon now?

youtu.be/bhwGPwDbbRM?...

My squad after I'm blown to shit trying to get the perfect shot

It's a cliché at this point to say "if he stays healthy" when discussing his potential because the potential is limitless.

THERE WILL BE MORE COLLEGE SPORTS ON TV THAN EVER BEFORE.

So we'll get to watch all of our teams play all of their rivals?

NO.

That's basically what happened with Walton Goggins as Boyd Crowder. Boyd was only supposed to appear in the pilot (and would be killed), but Goggins was so incredible that they wrote around his shooting and explained away his white supremacist ties.

Damn. Hard times are being put on a guy who puts hard times on elk.

Product development guy in cabinet hardware company: What do we call it?

Workplace Bully: What about a... LAZY SUSAN.
/everyone laughs

Susan: BITCH I WILL KILL YOU

Bully: More like Crazy Susan.

They got West Virginia about as right as these t-shirts when they won the NIT.

TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier looks freaked out and is wearing a watch

*extremely just looked at watch voice* Folks,

a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game

The living embodiment of this meme

Can't even say you're impersonating an officer because they don't wear uniforms.

Don't you mean Yosemite™ presented by CRYPTOSLAYER6969 LLC

#nokings @burgerking.com.br

This may be the greatest 1-2-3-CANCUN in 1-2-3-CANCUN history.

#nba #NBAPlayoffs #nbasky

Superhero movies are FAAAAAR too long, anyway.

Exhibit A:

These brussel sprouts are so scrumptious that I want to lay live eggs that hatch into baby birds that I have to feed by regurgitating the brussel sprouts so that I can eat more brussel sprouts.