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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Honestly, work on healing myself. Though I am working hard with what time and energy I have, the process would (hopefully) be extremely expedited compared to the almost snail crawl it feels these days

Nature is beautiful: here you can see the adult buses circling together to protect the baby buses from busivores that would otherwise prey on them

This! I have recently jumped into Delicious in Dungeon, Sakamaoto Days, Dandadan, and Frieren to have something to discuss with coworkers/friends in my current job. It has completely rekindled my love for anime. Glad to see others having a similar experience 💙

demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes

@jasonfanelli.com

金銀26周年おめでと！！

"TGH presentz Celeste Crowd Control 4 da 9th partnerversary extravaganza!!! tummorow!!!" ft. extremely well-drawn Booper

I straight up have not done a good job of really pushing when I'm doing these, so I'm taking this opportunity...

ahem...

CELESTE CROWD CONTROL HAPPENING TOMORROW @10AM ET! COME MESS WITH MY GAME AS I PLAY IT!

ALSO DOUBLING AS MY NINTH PARTNERVERSARY CELEBRATION!

Would love seeing you there!

Back in 2017, I realized the Republican claim of "less spending, fewer taxes, smaller government" was a lie.

They spend the same amount of tax dollars as Democrats: they only choose differently who to collect it from & who gets to be the recipient.

And they LOVE wasting money on war & bailouts. 🧵

Arizona rep sits at a plain fold-up table outside of Mike Johnson's office. The Speaker of the House official plaque is behind her. Her sign says "Mike Johnson is starving families and gutting healthcare to cover up the Epstein Files: Change My Mind!"

Probably the most badass thing I've ever seen!

AZ Rep Yassamin Ansari has set up a table outside of Mike Johnson’s offical Speaker Of The House office with a "Mike Johnson is using the government shutdown to cover up the Epstein Files - Change My Mind" sign!! 😆

Well now, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

I’m so ready for the new katamari damacy ❤️

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Sure. Left wing terrorism is at an all time high, going from 3% of domestic terror fatalities to 4%. Right wing terrorism on the other hand has dipped to an all time low of 95%

So technically, yeah.

Debunked! Trump's Absurd Claim That He Ended Seven Wars Desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize, the US president keeps taking credit for ending conflicts that either aren’t over – or didn’t exist to begin with! Here are the receipts.

“Debunked! Trump's Absurd Claim That He Ended Seven Wars”

I brought receipts and actual facts:

Things become clearer when you figure out that the purported autism-fixing leucovorin (it doesn't work per actual science) is available at one of the biggest herbal companies, iHerb, which is -- here it comes and I know you're not surprised -- owned by...

Dr. Oz

All of this is just lies for grift.

YouTube video by Crowfriend Games The Mailroom Announce Trailer

Announcing The Mailroom, an upcoming horror game job simulator where you work in the mailroom of a small regional office of Hell located in Modesto, California. youtu.be/whB8cXe5hmQ Please WISHLIST TODAY! #gamedev #indiedev #horrorgame #godot

Digital Foundry Leaves IGN, Now Fully Independent www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl7b...

"Digital Foundry has parted ways with IGN and we've bought their shareholding in the business. What this means is that from now on, all aspects of DF are decided upon by DF. We answer to nobody but you, the audience."

Rear 3/4 view of the "green" master sculpt for our Quint Eastduck adventurer model held between finger and thumb.

Unsolicited duck pic

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth Professional wrestler and famed storyteller Hulk Hogan passed away today at 71, finally losing a lifelong battle with the truth. Hogan was infamous for his…

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth

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Needed this

"A New Age of Heroes" – a MvC2 tribute debuting at EVO 2025!

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

People really seem to be enjoying these Zelda collages so here's a few more. Per usual, the scans are by @historyofhyrule.com and the layouts are by us (Retro Game Books). Enjoy.