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Just Parry.

Omg! The dog grows in power... Happy birthsgivingsmasoween...

As many people who know me personally have discovered, my brain contains an entaur dictaurnary within. I have successfully developed the taurpun language. Now the only step left of my evil plan is to spread it to the other taurs on the intaurnet so we can take over. Muahaha

Same fucking brain cell... Just wait until we tell them that there's TWO Taursdays

You know what day it is- it's Sataurday! Go pet your local taur!!

Dude being a taur is so cool

Dude taurs are so versataurile!! They can be motaur homes, helicoptaurs, subtaurines, you can even play Taurtanfall 2 on some of them!! Trust me I'd know, I'm 180% Taur- my ancestaury test said so.

Boobs. Mhm mhm

Taurloaf time, stand clear lest you be loafed upon...

Just wait until you hear about the guy who wielded two bows at once...

NOOOO PUT THEM BACK YOU CAN'T JUST UNTAUR THE TAURS THEY NEED THOSE FDHHDJDSHSH

Need voluntaurs for tumby snugs, send your cutest crittaurs..

Spooky month over, merry taursmas everyone

One part curious what the needle would do, one part certain I should not be curious what it would do..

Snugs (politely) demanded.. Literally on my hands and four knees (two more than yours)

Happy halltaurween everyone, don't forget to yoink your friends

Billions must cuddle taurs.

Don't let your tail slip over the edge... or do, I won't complain~

Yeah! I'd explain why but there is someone at my door I gotta let in

I trust you as much as I trust the seven hundred and fifty three pounds of red bricks stacked in a 37 by 39 tower beneath my bedroom that I add one to every time you yoink someone.

Sorry, it's me. I'm poking around beneath your bed. Please leave more snacks underneath

Always puppy, always dork. Puppydork..

It's snoozin time, where the taurs at??

You gotta be careful around me cause if you look soft and snuggable there is a non-zero chance I sneak up on you and grab. Once my grubby paws are on you it's OVER. Prepare to die (of affection)

Pick me up two dozen hugs and a femur please :3

I like to imagine when taurs sit they can use both their arms and forelegs to gesture. Imagine getting lectured by a taur, them crossing arms and forelegs at you. Two times the shame... alternatively, two times the hugs (and broken bones as a result).. peak

SAME, I used to be the same and now wish I could feel half as rested as I did back then. The woes of night shift and responsibilities.... (pro tip: caffeine makes you more tired when you're used to it, don't do it)

@taurking.bsky.social shoutout for hitting me with this banger

Taking applications for big fluffy bed, competitive pay, permanent residency, 365 days on 0 days off, one malamute a night and a company-provided cuddle card
Apply inside (or beneath) ((applicants may be subject to affection)) (((not FDA approved)))

A beautiful comm of my sona by Hamsteria on FA! If you know what this is reference to, you get smooches :)