@daylonphillips.bsky.social
never much cared for Twitter, cared even less for X Formerly Twitter
new thresh metal band: Wheat
05.02.2025 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this guy has ideas
05.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is this thing on
05.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mork from Ork committed tax fraud on my W2
05.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was part of the 27 club (smoked a lot of Marlboro 27s when I was 17 because I was lame)
05.02.2025 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you've *drill noises* your last *tim allen noise*
05.02.2025 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a grandfather now an have accumulated much phlegm since finding out
05.02.2025 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good news everyone I decided to give up
20.11.2024 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I've had profound thoughts you couldn't even conceive of. for example: immaculate inception
19.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah I might be kind of stupid but I'll never be dumb enough to be a libertarian
19.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"god I wish I had a better grip" I say as the other shoe drops
19.11.2024 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(in the wild west) you have an itchy trigger finger? you know that's a sign of bone cancer
19.11.2024 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when I learned that aunts can carry ten times their weight I started saying less stuff at Thanksgiving
19.11.2024 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my stomach keeps making noises like my dog when he's nervous so probably nothing wrong there
19.11.2024 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey everyone at least there's always tomorrow (but then you have to keep doing that every day until you die)
13.11.2024 01:58 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
